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Questions of the Week October 9, 2001 1. Do you believe that Rush Limbaugh suddenly going deaf was punishment from God? 2. Which is worse: your mom in a thong, or your dad in a Speedo? 3. Do you suspect that you are currently suffering from an undiagnosed and potentially serious medical condition? 4. Is there a movie or song that you always criticize in public as hating, but deep down inside it's secretly your favorite thing in the world? 5. If you could have a full-time personal chef or maid, which would you choose? October 15, 2001 1. Do you think the Taliban are wishing they wouldn't have wasted all those rockets knocking down the giant Buddha statues? 2. Would you still eat meat if you had to kill the animals yourself? 3. Do you care in the least who wins the World Series? 4. Does a guy look better with his ear pierced? 5. In general, are men or women nicer? October 22, 2001 1. Are you more afraid of small pox or anthrax? 2. Do you think that 20+ year old virgins are losers? 3. If someone doesn't want to date outside of their race, are they 'racist'? 4. If your biggest celebrity crush met you and wanted you, would you cheat on your spouse/mate to be with them? 5. Would you fight for your country? October 28, 2001 1. Have you picked out a Halloween costume yet? 2. Is it acceptable for African Americans to casually refer to each other using 'the N word'? 3. Have you grown up since high school? 4. Did you think the plastic bag blowing around in the wind in "American Beauty" was beautiful? 5. Would girls rather date a guy who reads Maxim or a guy who reads Wired? November 5, 2001 1. Do you think the US and its allies should launch a full-scale ground war in Afghanistan? 2. When a woman says "no" does she sometimes mean "yes"? 3. Do you have an unrequited love? 4. Would you rather have people think you were really hot or really intellectual? 5. Are you planning to quit your job? November 12, 2001 1. Have you ever wanted to be a different race? 2. Would you rather be made fun of by many or be ignored by many? 3. If you took two Ex-Lax pills and two Immodium A-D pills simultaneously, which one would win? 4. Would you rather be with someone that you didn`t really love than be alone? 5. Would you rather go to jail for two years or see your best friend go to jail for ten years? November 19, 2001 1. Which sequel are you looking forward to most: The Matrix II or Star Wars II? 2. Is cheating the actual sex act, or the emotional connection? 3. Is there anything of which too much is never enough? 4. Are you a fan of typical gender roles? 5. Who would you rather have for your dad: Homer Simpson or Al Bundy? November 26, 2001 1. Have you started Christmas shopping yet? 2. Now that Hillary is a Senator, should she push for her healthcare plan again? 3. Does the arrival of 'Cheers' and 'Family Ties' on Nick at Nite make you feel old? 4. Do you think Americans are too patriotic? 5. Should white Americans feel guilty about slavery? Decmeber 3, 2001 1. Are you having a hard time getting in the holiday spirit this year? 2. Who would win in a fight: your best friend or your worst enemy? 3. Do you think Miss Piggy was constantly sexually harassing Kermit the Frog on "The Muppet Show"? 4. Do you think rap music gives an accurate depiction of African-American culture? 5. If you were deaf, blind, and had no sense of smell, touch, or taste, could you be sure that you existed? December 10, 2001 1. Do have a lot more respect for George W. Bush now than you did a year ago? 2. Do you feel that medication can really cure depression? 3. If someone is uncool in real life, are they still uncool in cyberspace? 4. Do your parents embarrass you? 5. Would you rather change the past or see the future? December 17, 2001 1. What do you find more attractive in members of the opposite sex: beauty, or willingness to have sex? 2. Is there a maximum amount of money a person ought to be "allowed" to make? 3. Does it disturb you that we live in a time where "nuke the bastards" is a term now reserved for Terrorists and not Communists? 4. Would you prefer to know the truth about the world and its dangers or stay innocent and hidden from danger? 5. What would make pornography more appealing to you: better looking actors/actress or better script/story line? December 24, 2001 1. Would you rather unwrap 1 big box or 20 tiny ones? 2. If your best friend of many years (of the same sex) told you that they were in love with you, would you still be their best friend? 3. Have you tried to leave YouThink yet? 4. Is that voice in your head really you? 5. Do fish really count as pets? January 2, 2002 1.Does putting "(sp?)" after a misspelled word really make you look any smarter? 2. Do you think your parents still have sex? 3. Which are better: Cartoons now or back when you were a kid? 4. Have you ever felt sexual attraction to someone much, MUCH older than you? 5. Who`s the better author: Stephen King or Charles Dickens? January 7, 2002 1. Do compliments and praise make you uncomfortable? 2. Winter or Summer Olympics? 3. Would you be willing to buy a house that someone had died in? 4. Approach others or hope others approach you? 5. Can something be both "new" and "improved"? January 14, 2002 1. Lurch or Thing? 2. Are you on a mission from God? 3. If someone tried to mug you, and you killed him, would you take his wallet? 4. Can you instinctively tell when you are being lied to? 5. If you could have just one thing, would you want it to be an emotional or a material thing? January 21, 2002 1. Is there a celebrity that you are so obsessed with that it seems no one you date could ever compare? 2. Do you have a pet name for your computer? 3. Do you think the Taco Bell dog died from stress, or high cholestoral? 4. Did the invention of the air conditioner destroy America? 5. Are sports just a soap opera for guys? January 28, 2002 1. Is it possible to be hot and cold at the same time? 2. Do you have a role model? 3. In the "Popeye" cartoon, was Popeye's nemesis Bluto or Brutus? 4. Should single men be allowed to adopt children? 5. Which do your friends come to you more for: Advice or Fun times? February 4, 2002 1. Should Mike Tyson be allowed to box again? 2. Super Bowl or Super Bowl Commercials? 3. Are you the smartest one in your immediate family? 4. If there were brain transplants, would it really be a "brain transplant", or would it be a "body transplant"? 5. Do you ever feel like you're the parent and your parents are the kids? February 11, 2002 1. Is there anyone on YouThink who you`d like to be your Valentine? 2. Do you care at all that next month is women`s history month? 3. Should expensive gifts (i.e. gold necklaces) be returned after a break-up? 4. Are your photos organized in an album or are they stuffed in a box? 5. Would you try a drug once just to have a valid opinion on it? February 18, 2002 1. Do you think the Olympic judges give special preference to American and Canadian athletes? 2. When you order a stack of pancakes, do you cut into the stack or eat it pancake by pancake? 3. Have you ever used the Internet as an anonymous confessional? 4. Have your parents ever shocked you in public by displaying previously unevidenced racist, lewd or larcenous tendencies? 5. Are we really more civilized because we do lethal injections in the present verses choking to death by hanging in the past? February 25, 2002 1. Does diversity strengthen or weaken a society? 2. Were your best friends made in childhood or adulthood? 3. Do you sometimes have really mad ideas, but you never tell people about them? 4. Can you define in one sentence what in life holds meaning for you? 5. Does alcohol affect women differently than men? March 11, 2002 1. Do you suffer from March Madness? 2. Which is better to be: trusting and vulnerable or paranoid but safe? 3. Does your diet consist of more salt or sugar? 4. Do you think that it's cheating to dance with someone while you are going out with someone else? 5. Do you think allowing Barry Williams to be pulverized on Celebrity Boxing was the lowest form of television ever? March 18, 2002 1.Do you find driving more of a stressor or stress reliever? 2.If I told you we were at BLUE national security level, would you know what to do? 3.Is your lucky charm a person or a thing? 4.Do you think the verdict of the Andrea Yates case was fair? 5.Do men prefer to do the approaching, or would they rather have a woman walk up to them? March 24, 2002 1.Did Jesus die and come back as the Easter bunny? 2.Is life an energy that can neither be created nor destroyed? 3.Do you and any of your close friends have a weekly tradition to go do something? 4.If people start talking about things such as urination, eating, or getting tired, do you start feeling the effects of what they are talking about? 5.Are you creative with Duct Tape? April 1, 2002 1.Does Israel have as much right to counter terrorism in Palestine as the USA did with their invasion of Afghanistan? 2.Have you ever finished a tube of Chapstick before you lost it? 3.Would you make a good spy? 4.Do you think you will ever be ready to die? 5.Have you panicked today? April 8, 2002 1. Are we given natural rights to destroy any animal that we possess in any way, shape, or form? 2. Do you believe in hate at first sight? 3. Do you think Jesus Christ used magic or slight of hand for his miracles? 4. If superintelligent aliens landed on Earth and began farming and eating humans (because we taste like chicken, but we`re bigger) would that be karma? 5. Is it possible to wake up and not love somebody anymore? April 15, 2002 1. Is it worse to ritually sacrifice one human or 200 animals? 2. When reading posts written by different people, do you hear different `voices` for each of them in your head? 3. Would you prefer to live on a tiny deserted island or in an overly populated country? 4. Is menstruation disgusting to you? 5. Do you think it`s fair for a person to lose their right to vote forever because they were convicted of a felony? April 22, 2002 1. Has Ozzy Osbourne become a role model for fatherhood? 2. What place would you rather hang out at: the diner on Seinfeld or the coffee shop on Friends? 3. Have you ever worn your Youthink shirt and someone came up to you and asked you your screen name? 4. Have you ever poured macaroni and cheese from a box into boiling water, only to realize you forgot to take the packet of cheese out first? 5. Was Lassie the smartest dog ever, or did she just live with a very dumb family? April 29, 2002 1. If you had the opportunity, would you participate in a show like 'The Bachelor'? 2. Do men prefer to do the approaching, or would they rather have a woman walk up to them? 3. Which is more repugnant: slavery or abortions? 4. Do you cry more in movies or real life? 5. Is rape out of extreme animal desire or pure hatred? May 6, 2002 1. Do certain things in real life remind you of YT members every time you see them? 2. Who's smarter: Albert Einstein or God? 3. Do you think it's impolite to talk on the phone whilst using the toilet? 4. Is feminism now about equality or superiority? 5. Do you know how to get cat urine smell out of a blanket? May 13, 2002 1. Should putting soap in a kid's mouth be considered child abuse? 2. If someone you knew died on or just before their birthday, what would you do with the gift? 3. Are you more scared of yourself or other people? 4. Full Metal Jacket or Apocalypse Now? 5. Do you think if sports were not around that there would be even more war in the world? May 27, 2002 1. Should pictures of animals having sex be considered pornography? 2. Do you remember your first slow dance? 3. Is misogyny built into our social ideals of masculinity, or is it practiced by a minority of men with emotional problems? 4. If nobody believed in God, would that make Him any less real? 5. If you were stranded on an island without any supplies, do you think you could survive for more than a year? June 3, 2002 1. Are the outcomes in the NBA playoffs predetermined? 2. Do you trust DNA testing?  3. Physical challenge or intellectual challenge? 4. If you could afford to buy a slave, would you like to have a Canadian or a Mexican slave? 5. Is the book forum as good as you thought it would be? June 17, 2002 1. Should women caught topless on film (such as in Girls Gone Wild) be permitted to sue because their images were used without permission? 2. Do you think Mary (Jesus' mother) was really a virgin? 3. Should every American own a gun? 4. Do you think buddy should just give you a star just because you are you? 5. Is Buddhism becoming 'trendy'? July 1, 2002 1. Would you like to thank a member of YT for something? 2. Have you ever been sexually attracted to a cartoon character? 3. Is there really such a thing as 'linguistic bias'? 4. Do you love Lucy? 5. Have you ever trunked it? July 8, 2002 1. Robin Hood - local hero or petty thug? 2. Can language define reality? 3. Have you ever been a part of Appalachia Service Project? 4. When you're at the end of an escalator, do you have to wait for the perfect step before you get on? 5. Do you think your life would be better if you were taller? July 15, 2002 1. Are you a victim of police brutality? 2. Should people be allowed to invest a part of their social security savings in the stock market? 3. Do you know the difference between terrorism and guerrilla warfare? 4. Would you let an FBI bug be placed in your home, if there was a slight chance that it would help in the War on Terrorism? 5. Do you have a list of things you'd like to do before you die? July 22, 2002 1. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it? 2. Do you believe that aromatherapy works? 3. Do you think 1984 is happening? 4. If you could, would you want to communicate with the dead? 5. Are most artists depressed? July 29, 2002 1. Has road rage increased because life is so stressful these days or because many people just won't swallow their pride anymore? 2. When you eat a taco, do you bite into it from the side or from the top? 3. Would you consider dating someone with a disability? 4. Who gets treated better: Animals in zoos or prison inmates? 5. When you walk up stairs, do you place your whole foot on the stair or just your toes? August 5, 2002 1. Would you opt to have your body frozen in a cryonics facility after death if you could afford it? 2. Have you kept YouThink a secret from the people in your life? 3. Is there a difference between the brain and the mind? 4. Is it morally correct to kill someone with a good reason? 5. Have you ever experienced autophobia? August  12, 2002 1. Do you have a favorite Urban Myth? 2. Is there such a thing as a 'good' kind of selfishness? 3. Are you butt ugly when you're mad? 4. Do you cross your sevens or Z's? 5. Are you still dwelling on yesterday? August 19, 2002 1. Were you `sweet sixteen and never been kissed`? 2. Do you talk about your job a lot when you are not at work? 3. Do men really care if a woman has implants? 4. Do you set your table for every meal, even if it`s just something like pizza? 5. Do you try to avoid falling in love because you`re afraid of being hurt? August 26, 2002 1. Do you have a quick and easy recipe you'd like to share? 2. Were you under 5 feet tall entering high school? 3. Are you obsessed with a TV show? 4. Where are you most ticklish? 5. Does it ever bug you when people say it's a free country, but it really isn't? September 2, 2002 1. Have you ever successfully changed someone? 2. Is America`s `War on Terrorism` the next Vietnam? 3. Are leaders born or made? 4. Do you understand how someone can be bisexual or homosexual and still be a Christian? 5. Have you ever had a sexual identity crisis? September 9, 2002 1. Do you own your dream car? 2. If you could have two celebrities as parents, do you know whom you would choose? 3. If you were writing the story of your life, do you know what the title would be? 4. Do you have a creepy basement? 5. Have you ever been interviewed for a newspaper article? September 23, 2002 1. Is there a photograph that haunts you? 2. Do you keep a compass in your car? 3. If you live outside of the United States, do you want to visit the U.S. someday? 4. Are you a compulsive pen thief? 5. Do you think there is a point to life? October 21, 2002 1. Would you leak any clues to the media if you were a Police Officer? 2. Would you rather have people talk bad about you to other people and not find out, or have them say it to your face? 3. Do you take it personally when someone `blocks` you on AIM? 4. Do you have a lucky trinket of any kind? 5. Do you cheat when you play games? October 28, 2002 1. Do you think that Youthink.com is saving lives? (see story) 2. Is success different the second time around? 3. If laughter was frowned upon, but it still makes you feel good and happy, would you try and stop yourself from laughing? 4. Will you put your parents in a nursing home when they get old? 5. Are there some girls where it's hard to imagine them playing with Barbies as kids? November 4, 2002 1. Do you lock you car door when you stop in traffic next to a homeless person asking for food? 2. Should the death penalty be applied to rapists and pedophiles? 3. Is glitter sexy or annoying? 4. Who`s more racist, black people or white people? 5. Do you gain weight during the colder seasons? November 11, 2002 1. Do you think the economic gap between the rich and the poor will be smaller in the future? 2. Do you think Abortion should be legal for medical purposes only? 3. Are you bad in everything you LOVE to do and good in everything you HATE to do? 4. Is it rude to ask a woman how old she is? 5. Which is worse: to violate your own self-devised moral code, or to rigidly, mindlessly hold to an arbitrary code you were taught by others? November 18, 2002 1. Do you ever wonder if we are in someone's dreams while they are sleeping and our reality isn't real? 2. When you are on someone else's computer do you poke around? 3. Should an actor actually experience what he's acting? 4. When you meet a deaf person, do you know what to do when introducing yourself? 5. In an all you can eat restaurant, do you eat way too much, just because you can? November 25, 2002 1. Do you really care that you're a virgin? 2. Are you scared to know what kind of new technology they will be coming out with? 3. Is time an illusion? 4. Have you ever microwaved a live animal? 5. Is it more vain to wear a lot of make-up, or no make-up? December 2, 2002 1. Do you relate things in life to a movie? 2. Do you think of YouThink as more of a Cult or Community? 3. Could you ever get so desperate as to sell your body for money? 4. Have you ever emailed a YouThink question to anyone? 5. Do you think you could survive in prison? Decmeber 9, 2002 1. Are we all born with a conscience? 2. Do your parents often tell you that they're proud of you? 3. Do you enjoy something more if you earn it? 4. Do you own anything with the Playboy bunny logo on it? 5. Do you do your best to be kind every day?

Funniest Forum Comments Culann (18) Q: Will you cry when you have to move your age from 18-29 to 30-39? 10/15/01 Putterer: I'd rather not think about it. It's not for 5 years, 9 months, 23 days, 7 hours and 51 minutes. Culann: Good thing you're not thinking about it. Q: Do you see dead people?  10/15/01 Culann: they're everywhere. rufio: No. I see dumb people. Culann: They're everywhere too. Q: Is miles a good name for a boy? 10/22/01 Culann: Since you're from Europe, angelap, shouldn't it be kilometers? Q: Who has a good idea for a banner ad to promote this site? 11/5/01 Culann: Are you concerned if people will like your kid's name? Do you ever wonder which boy band is better? If you answer yes to either of these questions, then for the sake of all that is good, do not click this ad! Q: Do you know what a shrinky dink is? 12/3/01 Culann: You can get them surgically enhanced these days. Q: Are you worried about the environment and how it is being destroyed? 12/17/01 Culann: Why should I be? The environment doesn't worry about us, selfish bastard. Q: Do you think all men should see women the way Shallow Hal does? 12/24/01 Culann: At 2am everyone looks like Gwyneth Paltrow. Q: Is bin Laden Dead?  1/2/02 Culann: The Pakistan Observer is reporting that bin Laden may be dead from lung disease. They claim to have spoken with a Taliban leader who attended the funeral in mid-December. I don't know how credible it is, but it will be a shame if it is true. travbowman: Why would it be a shame? People die of lung disease all the time. Culann: It'd be a shame because we didn't get to string him up by the nuts first. Q: Do you have a philosophy? 1/2/02 Culann: Don't forget to breathe. Q: Do you think dogs can have the same feelings as humans? 1/7/02 Culann: If only we could express ours as easily as they can. I mean, wouldn't it be great if it were socially acceptable to just walk up to people and start humping their leg? Q: Should John Walker Lindh be executed for his acts of treason?  4/1/02 jasendorf: I think we need to start executing ALL Americans who hurt large portions of the American population. Culann: Then we'd never have a government, as they'd all have to be summarily executed on election. Maybe you're on to something. Q: Do you think the world's decisions are truly made behind the walls of a meeting in Geneva, Switzerland? 4/8/02 Culann: Damn Swiss! They probably have tracking devices in their so-called 'watches' and 'army knives'. Q: Have you ever had a gallbladder attack? 4/15/02 Culann: Nasty little things. I tried training and punishing it, but it was just too aggressive. I finally had to put it to sleep after it killed the neighbor's cat. Q: Can human fecal matter ever be considered art? 5/6/02 wiseNsexy: Yes--if it was presented a way that challenged the way you perceived its meaning and form. Culann: How about if I smear it in your face? I bet that would challenge the way you perceived its meaning and form. I bet youwouldn't call it art then either. Q: Would it be considered a death threat to mail a bag of pretzels to George W. Bush? 5/6/02 fighterpilot: After the pretzel choking incident a little while ago, I mean. Culann: Glad you explained that in the story, I would have been totally lost. In the "Gay Mafia" thread in General: 7/1/02 Culann: What do they do, break into your house and redecorate it? Random Comment: 7/29/02 chofrock: Revenge never leads to peace... It only leads to more revenge. (maybe, America should take the time to learn this lesson?) Culann: We will, when all our enemies are dead. Q: Would you care if president Bush was assasinated? 11/4/02 delmar: Hey Explodo check out ^this moron's post! Culann: Since when did Delmar start referring to himself in the third person? Putterer (18) Q: Do you think Mimes have an actual reason to not speak?  11/12/01 Putterer: It's harder for people to hunt you down and beat the hell out of you if you don't make any noise.   Q: Do people sometimes call you by your last name? 11/19/01 Putterer: No, but I get "That's him! That's the man, officer!" Q: Would you flash a cop to get out of a ticket?  11/19/01 Putterer: Why? Are they supposed to feel sorry for me? Q: Is it wrong for companies to suggest Santa Claus uses their products? 12/10/01 Putterer: Yes, it is. I'm surprised he didn't add this question himself, since this is his favorite website. Q: Do you have a philosophy?  1/2/02 Putterer: Cover your ass. Q: Would you eat 'Rocky Mountain Oysters'?  1/7/02 Putterer: Ick. I hate oysters. I'd rather eat bull testicles. Q: Have you taken any pets to a taxidermist? 1/14/02 Putterer: Yeah, they said to bring it back when it was dead. Q: Have you ever watched the muscles in your neck in the mirror while you were eating? 1/28/02 Putterer: Great. Another thing to add to my "Things I'm now going to be self-conscious about that I hadn't thought of before" list. Q: Have you ever made love inside a barn? 2/11/02 Putterer: No comment. If the cow isn't talking, neither am I. Q: Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live in an insane asylum?  2/11/02 Putterer: It would probably be a lot like a youthink.com convention. Q: Have you ever accidentally ended up on a porn site? 2/18/02 Putterer: Once. I wanted to go to Disney.com, but I accidentally typed in skankyhos.com. Whoops. Q: Did you know that every year approximately 6 Americans are killed by falling vending machines? 3/18/02 Putterer: Only six? That seems kind of low considering the number of stupid people out there. Q: Do people call you insane for no apparent reason?  4/1/02 Putterer: Yes. I think they're just jealous that they don't have a collection of talking potato chips. Q: Do you know how to operate a cash register? 4/15/02 Putterer: That's so easy I could do it while wearing a mask and holding a gun in one hand. Q: "Have you stood on train tracks while a train was coming?" 6/17/02 Putterer: What? That's insane. Anyone that did this would have to have a loco motive. Q: If made blind tomorrow what would you miss the most? 9/9/02 Putterer: I think I'd miss my job as a professional hitman most of all but at least I'd still have my fallback career as a referee in the NFL. Q: What is your favorite "horror movie creature"? 11/4/02 Putterer: Oh, that one from Crossroads... what was it? Oh, that's right, Britney Spears. *shudder* Random Comment: 11/18/02 Putterer: I no longer love techno, either. I guess I'll have to take poco and/or Zax. Poor, poor me. pocosublima: poor putterer. I know we can't compare to techno... and sheady... but I hope we're adequate substitutes. Putterer: Oh, you can compare with techno, but not sheady. There's just something about him that sticks out. emitchell (11) Q: Scrambled or fried eggs? 10/15/01 emitchell: scranbked eggs are fruied too. ** 10 days later ** emitchell: Dude, I should stop posting when I'm that drunk. Q: Who would win a fight between The Backstreet Boys and N*Sync? 11/12/01 emitchell: Itd be really close until the Olson twins jumped in and kicked the **** out of all of them. Q: Would you blame yourself if your child turned out to be gay? 11/26/01 dzchica: No more than I'd blame myself if my child was born with Down's Syndrome. jayy18: I wouldn't compare homosexuality to Down's Syndrome, dzchica. Most homosexuals I know are very happy people. emitchell: Most people I know with Down's Syndrome are very happy people. Q: Do you think all men should see women the way Shallow Hal does? 12/24/01 emitchell: We do when we've had enough to drink. Q: Bill Clinton or Al Gore? 1/7/02 emitchell: Don't forget that suicide is always an option. Q: Do cows have to watch where they step in fields? 1/14/02 emitchell: No they just wipe their hooves when they go in the house. Q: If forced to 'choose your weapon' would you rather duel with swords or guns? 1/21/02 emitchell: In a dual Id pick guns. Im thinking it would be less tiring and Im a lazy bastard. I would only pick swords if they promised to stand still. Q: Which do you trust more: Your intellect, or your gut?  1/28/02 emitchell: I always rely entirely on my intellect because that just seems like the right thing to do. Q: Did you know that in the UK, gay men can't give blood? 1/28/02 emitchell: They cant in the US either. It makes sense-- if you get blood from a gay person youll probably turn gay. Q: Were you like me, too busy to notice girls all through high school?  4/1/02 emitchell: No I wasn't gay in high school. Q: Name five things that you hate  10/21/02 Kepi: 1. Children, 2. People who tell me "if you don't like it, you can move to Russia" (I just wanted chunky peanut butter, jeez), 3. either bad drivers or Bad Motor Finger... I can't remember which, 4. Rutherford B. Hayes, 5. Pencils. emitchell: Damn kepi. If you don't like pencils you can move to Russia. Pantala (10) Q: Ever wonder how Superman could get a haircut? 10/9/01 Pantala: He prolly went to Supercuts. Q: Which language is sexier, French or Spanish? 10/28/01 Pantala: I don't care how you say "voici tout mon argent" or "aquí está todo mi dinero" ...I just want you to say it. Q: Am I rational in being offended by the fact that my boyfriend had his friend call me to tell me that I was dumped?  11/19/01 Pantala: Have your friend call him and tell him he has a small penis. Q: Is buying tampons embarrassing? 1/2/02 Pantala: It's less embarrassing than bleeding all over yourself. Q: Are you addicted to picking your butt and then smelling your fingers?  1/28/02 Pantala: Why not just stick your head up your a** and eliminate the middle man? Q: If you love someone and you let them go, do they usually come back? 2/4/02 Pantala: They usually leave before I get a chance to let them go. Q: If it were legal to have a harem would you?  2/11/02 Pantala: Multiple men to take care of? Might as well open a day care. Q: Do you actually chew the bubble gum from Blow Pops, or just swallow it? 2/18/02 emitchell: You know this really is a dirty question. Pantala: Neither, I just suck it down to the gum and throw it away. Which, going by Mitchell's idea of the question, makes me really mean. Q: Do you have tolerance for cheaters? 2/25/02 tffny80: I think they all should DIE! Pantala: I have no tolerance for cheaters! *ppssttt* tffny-- What did you get for the last question, yes or no? Q: Can you hear your biological clock ticking?  3/18/02 Pantala: I just keep pushing the snooze button. wertzro (8) Q: What are you going to be for Halloween? 10/15/01 wertzro: Egged. Q: Would you pose nude for Playboy/Playgirl for $10,000?  11/12/01 wertzro: Mine would be the first issue sent out with a magnifying glass enclosed. Q: Should Youthink.com advertise it's name by buying naming rights from an NFL Stadium? 1/28/02 wertzro: They would have to take two highschool teams, line them up, and have the nitwit girls come out and OMG everything, and choose which players were the hottest. Meanwhile, all the old skoolers would be sitting up in the nose bleed section putting theentire thing down. Q: I am a Jehovah's Witness. What's your view? 3/18/02 Wertzro: Through closed curtains Q: Do you think some teachers are of a lesser intelligence than yourself?  4/22/02 wertzro: Those who can: do. Those who can't: teach. Those who can't teach: teach gym. Q: Do you have a lovers name tattooed on some body part?  5/13/02 wertzro: Yeah, right on my weenie! It says "Deann is the woman of my dreams there will never be another like her, God forbid" It is written in large script, too! Q: "Would you make a good leader?" 6/17/02 wertzro: "I am big and ugly and can yell loud! I think that qualifies!" On the 'American Idol' Thread:  8/12/02 mynameismike: The best thing about that show is Simon. I love that guy, and not in the homosexual sort of way. danielee: Oh... So you mean in the "I'm straight but I do this for the money" sort of way? wertzro: I thought he meant the "I won't enjoy it, but I'll do anything to move up the corporate ladder" kind of way. CzarNicky (7) Q: Why is it more acceptable to say penis in public than clitoris?  10/28/01 Czarnicky: I love clitoris. I love the way it sounds, I love how it rolls off the tongue. Q: If you ruled the world, would the world be a better place?  11/12/01 CzarNicky: It would be a better place for me. Q: Superman the movie being compared to the life of Jesus Christ: does it make sense? 12/17/01 CzarNicky: That would explain why Christopher Reeve fell off that horse. Not even JC could forgive Superman IV. Q: Is it wrong for Atheists to try to convert people to their nonbeliefs? 1/7/02 CzarNicky: I especially hate it when they come knocking on my door with their literature. Q: Does your city go by a nickname? 2/25/02 CzarNicky: It's often referred to as the Mistake on the Lake but it is not official. (Cleveland, Ohio) Q: "A new genetic technology, egg nuclear transfer, may soon be used to 'mate' the genetic material from two sperm cells to create a biological child from two men. Do you think this is creepy?"  6/17/02 Princess Ana: Does that mean you all won't need us girls anymore? Yikes! CzarNicky: someone still has to clean the house Random Comment: 9/23/02 Djm984: I have the everything fever. If it's been found, I have it. Any contact with me at all is dangerous. Bon: Did u go to the doctor yet? Djm984: Yeah, he says that it's best that I don't hug anyone. For their sake. CzarNicky: My doctor said not to hug anyone because I am a mean bastard. Explodo (7) Q: How do you pronounce 'Wertzro'? 2/18/02 Explodo: I think it's a Scooby Doo Reference: "Wertzro Raggy! I Rink I Raw a Rhost!" In the "Gay Mafia" thread in General: 7/1/02 Explodo: I wonder who the Godfather is? Rip Taylor? Q: Do you like to dance naked in front of your pets?  7/8/02 explodo: It's not good to dangle things in front of cats. Random Comment: 9/23/02 beaker599: My computer won't let me save pictures in .GIF format! kepi: My computer won't connect to the internet. What do I do about that? explodo: Kepi, The internet has an expiration date (kinda like milk) what you need to do is throw out your old Internet and go buy a new one. Be sure to get the internet with the longest expiration date. Q: Is there a kind of fruit that really shouldn't be put in pancakes?  11/4/02 Explodo: Richard Simmons Random Comment: 12/9/02 CatchTwnty2: Besides being possibly the nastiest cereal I've ever had, the ads are horrible. "And suddenly color returned to the land and you notice that the cute little girl and the cute little boy are both white preps... Explodo: And you know milk is white. Must be those racist cows tryin' to keep a brotha down. Random Comment: 12/9/02 Explodo: My IQ is so low Emode said I was lucky I could blink. ragamuffin (7) Q: How do you say "Osama bin Laden"?  12/3/01 ragamuffin: how about osama bindoverwhileweshovethismissleupyourass? Subject: You can now block people from sending you private messages. Have fun!  12/10/01 pauleky: Gosh, there's a need for this? Boy do I feel left out... ragamuffin: Hey, i can start PMing you with lewd comments if that will make you feel better paul. Q: Is it wrong to sleep with your roommates ex of two years ago?  12/24/01 ragamuffin: I've got this strange feeling that it's too late for you to be asking this... Q: Can a virgin be a slut? 1/14/02 blinkywinky: they can be slutty but not a slut ragamuffin: oh yes they can... sluttiness does not require penetration. Random Comment: 1/21/02 wertzro: Anyone with less than 3 stars is newbie! Envethis: Hey I have less than 3 stars but I don't consider myself to be a newbie. ragamuffin: But how you see yourself isn't important. All that matters is how the rest of us see you. Haven't you learned? Q: Would you live your life over again? 2/11/02 Ragamuffin: That could very well be what hell would be like for me. Q: Do you have moth balls in your house? 2/18/02 ragamuffin: I'm not sure... I've never seen a moth in here, but how do you tell the males from the females anyway? travbowman (7) Q: Is there a particular look that women give to men when they like them? 3/18/02 travbowman: When their pupils turn into dollar signs. Q: Do you consider America, Australia and The United Kingdom as the main three Allies?  5/13/02 travbowman: No, you've gotta throw Burkina Faso somewhere in the mix. Random Comment: 8/26/02 Aushlin: how is it that i can be told i am cute wiht such a grate atitude, and that they would love to date me if it wernt for .... bla bla bla reason. yet some how when i meat women in person they never seam to want to even know me. travbowman: Maybe you should concentrate on meeting women instead of meating them. Random Comment: 10/28/02 iheartyou: Hey Marie, I did what you said, and I am here and not disappointed. It's me, vanessa! travbowman: Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Q: Why did you choose your screen name?  11/11/02 travbowman: Mine is simply a bit of my name. habsfan55: Your first name is Travbow and your last name is Man? travbowman: It's tough being the Man. Random Comment: 11/18/02 emitchell: Actor Jeffrey Jones, best known as the suspicious high school principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, was arrested Thursday for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old boy and possessing child pornography travbowman: I know I'll never hear the "Ferris Bueller, your ass is mine" line in the same way again. Random Comment: 12/2/02 fallnestar: I think my ass is talented in making music!!!...well at leaste more talented than some pop stars today...everyone gather around and listen! travbowman: So you can fart melodies or something? pandapooky (6) Q: Do you care about how many of a certain type of people can screw in a light bulb?  12/10/01 pandapooky: I don't think anybody can screw in a light bulb... unless they are really tiny people. Q: Do you have a part of your body you try to show off more than another? 2/4/02 Pandapooky: My face probably, it's always exposed. I'm such a slut like that. Q: Do you need new tires on your car? 3/24/02 pandapooky: No, I need a new car on my tires Q: Are you sending me subliminal messages? 4/8/02 pandapooky: dude Subliminal mEssages are defiNitely something that i woulD never lower Myself tO doiNg on a wEbsite such as Yt.com Q: Does it annoy you when people are waiting for their 'true love' to plop on their doorstep? 4/15/02 pandapooky: Funny how you used "plop" to describe the arrival of true love... Because basically true love is nothing but ****. Q: Can you fake being a wine expert convincingly? 4/22/02 pandapooky: I can fake other things convincingly too ZiggyTuTone (6) Q: Can eagles mate in the air? 4/1/02 ZiggyTuTone: You mean that wasn't poop that landed on my arm? Ewwwwwwwww! Q: Have you ever gone fly fishing?   4/22/02 ZiggyTuTone: Yes, but I got kicked out of the men's dressing room before I landed any good catches. Q: Does time go by faster if your eyes are closed?  5/6/02 ZiggyTuTone: Wrecks happen faster that way too. Q: Michael Jackson: king of _______? 5/13/02 ZiggyTuTone: I like it just the way it is... blank. Q: Have you ever gone on strike?  7/8/02 Ziggytutone: I go on strike every day about the way my husband and son trash the house when they get home from work and school. I dont sit on YT all day just so they can come in and throw their crap on top of the crap I haven't picked up yet!  Thread: downloading my picture...  12/2/02 Hael: The internet has an automatic ugly block. Stop being so ugly and try again. ZiggyTuTune: Which is why we never see a 'real' picture of Hael! insomyr (5) Q: Will you tell me the one thing that turns you on the most?  2/4/02 012119: Any guy that isn't obsessed with sex. insomyr: Any woman who is. Q: Do you know what the significance of a 'Yule log' is? 2/18/02 insomyr: It's a way to honour Mr. Brenner. Q:Is it okay to have two mates as long as neither one finds out about the other? 3/24/02 insomyr: It depends on how big the boat is because, if it's a relatively small boat, they'll almost certainly find out eventually. Q: Was the idea of free love ruined by them damn hippies? 4/29/02 insomyr: The idea of free love was ruined by prostitutes. Q: Do you have a `Panic Room` in your house? 4/29/02 insomyr: It's more of a "panic cardboard box." It's not quite as effective as an entire room but I can't really afford a proper panic room at the moment. Sofey (5) Q: Do you feel like the people you care about most never seem to feel the same way?  3/11/02 Sofey: Maybe they're sick of your whining and your "poor me" routine. Q: Do you know why sumo wrestlers shave their legs?  4/29/02 Sofey: So you can tell them apart from feminists! Random Comment: 7/15/02 buddy: Any ideas for getting YouThink.com in the press? Sofey: You could marry Liz Taylor. That gets a bit of press and isn't hard to do. Q: Have you ever exaggerated something bad that happened to you for attention? 8/26/02 Sofey: Today I was stung in the arch of my foot by a wasp or a scorpion. Or some really mean and hurty bug. Random Comment: 11/4/02 chofrock: I am not cool enough to have four. Only supper cool people like sofey have four stars. sofey: No cho, dinner cool people can have four too! chofrock (4) Q: Does your county show dangerous sex offenders on its website? 6/3/02 chofrock: I think my church site does. Or maybe they just have thepreists profile on there. Random Comment: 8/12/02 Nahtee: I'm telling you, the world is so sh**ty. No one has morals anymore, no self respect, no dignity. It's disgusting. chofrock: I tried to sell my morals on ebay. Nobody wanted them, even though they had never been used. Random Comment: 9/23/02 pyrrial: Met Colton Kane today and he is a hunk. Loves to tease and makes me wet sometimes with what he says. chofrock: Does he spit when he talks? Random Comment: 10/28/02 lapislazuli: Okay. I admit it. Chofrock is right. Damn. I'm going to have to start going to those Chofrock Anonymous meetings again.... chofrock: There is a large support group. Lots of women want me. They mainly want me to shut up, or want me to leave. But they still want me. falconwing (4) Q: Are there things you are sure you will NEVER hear? 12/3/01 falconwing: I will never be as cute as fabio. - jayy Q: If you got pregnant right now, what would you do? 2/11/02 Falconwing: Look for a star in the east and 3 dudes on camels! Q: Do you enjoy watching a live, televised car chase? 5/6/02 falconwing: *yawn* After watching my 80 year old neighbor attempt to parallel park, anything is boring! Q: Do you have any advice you would like to give to new users of this site? 5/27/02 falconwing: Spam whenever you can. LOL a lot. Be different and post I am bored threads or are you horny. PLZ tri 2 spel like this-ppl lk tht. Don't be shy..argue your point. Everyone here is afraid to post their thoughts/feelings. Announce the post numbers/stars you have...we can't read it and need your help in deciphering what those number and star like things are. Any problem that you may have is because of cookies-don't believe whatever else you hear! Every question of yours is original..so resubmit it 50 times if it tells you it's already in the system....it's good to get email from Mailbot, he is your friend. Don't read the thread of a question, just put in your response, that way you won't know that what you posted is like the 20 identical posts above it. And please don't be shy when telling Buddy how to run his site. Fenris (4) Q: What's something you'll never hear on YT? 5/13/02 Fenris: CaptainTrips saying, "heheh good one, that ought to go in the newsletter." Q: Ever given any serious effort to levitating an object with the power of your own mental will? 7/15/02 Fenris: Yes, I can do it with elevators about half the time. Q: Do you believe in the existence of the YT mods? 8/5/02 fenris: One of them rummaged through my campsite one night. The next morning there was a note scratched in the dirt that my fire was too narrow and it was all stomped out. Q: What would you choose as your last meal? 9/23/02 Fenris: The meal wouldn't matter, it's the drink. I would settle for nothing less than a 2065 White Zinfandel. Kepi (4) Q: Have you ever contemplated the sex lives of cartoon characters? 4/8/02 Kepi: Depends on the cartoon. Sometimes it's hard. Like the Transformers: can ANYONE imagine hot robot action? Random Comment: 7/8/02 CzarNicky: British food was created on a dare. Kepi: British food was created to keep the French from invading again. Random Comment: 7/22/02 Kepi: Speaking as a Sadist, I like it when masochists don't subscribe to the Golden rule. Random Comment: 9/9/02 ZiggyTuTone: We have discovered a colony of moles living under our porch. I have some questions... How do you get rid of them, what kind of damage can they cause, are they rabies carriers and how often do the little buggers breed? Kepi: If you put a horse head under your porch, the moles might think the mob is after them... Killraven (4) Q: Does it bother you to think that someone may be watching you as you use the dressing rooms at a clothing store? 4/15/02 Killraven: No - because if anyone is crazy enough to want to look at my fat saggy hairy a$$, it's their lost lunch. Q: Are you a hermaphrodite?  7/8/02 Killraven: I'm not - although on several occaisions I have been told to go f**k myself. Q: Do you like cold toilet seats? 10/28/02 Killraven: No, they taste awful. Q: Do you have regularly scheduled bowel movements? 12/9/02 Killraven:Yes. The first thing I usually do after waking up is have a dump. Unfortunately, the second thing I usually do after waking up is get out of bed. Momus (4) Random Comment: 6/3/02 rufio: ...this comment has come to you from galeon, a gnome web browser that is better than netscape. Momus: I'm fairly certain that a piece of toilet paper and a dull pencil are better than netscape. Random Comment: 7/29/02 chofrock: Israel used a 1000 lb bomb to kill a single man. In the process they kill 14 others, 9 of which were children, and wounded another 145 people. Momus: This is similar to the time that I used a 374 meter long sword to impale my victim, and in the process took out several nearby villages. Random Comment: 8/12/02 Aprily: If your boyfriend is a complete non-nice individual to you for no reason and makes you cry does he appologize or does he ignore you? But then you're probably all dating people who care about you. Not people who only care about manipulating your feelings. CaptainTrips: He always apologizes,or else he sleeps on the couch. Momus: Wow, I wasn't even aware that trips had a boyfriend Q: If all the YouThink members gathered for a group meeting, would someone wind up dead by the end? 10/28/02 Momus: more likely someone would wind up pregnant. Aprily (3) Q: Are there things you are sure you will NEVER hear?  12/3/01 Aprily: Don't talk. I just want your body tonight. - fabio Random Comment: 6/3/02 Honeytongue: I don't have any buddies. I want a buddy. Aprily: Me either. People SAY they are my friends but when I needed a heart transplant .. oh no! It was all "But I need my heart to live!" and crap. wahhh some people... Q: Wallpaper or paint? 8/19/02 iced_brandy: I just don't have a clue. Aprily: Ooooh! *finds a clue* Now we're one step closer to finding out who killed Tom.  Djm984 (3) Random Comment: 7/8/02 CzarNicky: British food was created on a dare. Djm984: Somebody lost ...badly. Random Comment:  8/19/02 Bon: Lets give each other pet names. chofrock: You can call me "OHHH GOD" just like all the other women. Djm984: And then chofrock wakes up. Q: If Jesus was alive today, would he be 'popular' in high school?  9/9/02 djm984: Of course he would. He could turn water into wine. That would make him popular. Exxkon (3) Q: Is it wrong to have a Lesbian Preacher for a church? 7/1/02 Exxkon: Women should be kept in church kitchens. Q: Have gays ruined rainbows for you? 8/26/02 exxkon: Most definitely. Whenever a rainbow comes around, all the gays get first dibs at catching all the Skittles. Random Comment: 10/21/02 chofrock: Things that are NOT difficult to say when you're drunk: I love you. Yes, I think you're pretty. Sure, I'll have another one. Let's go to Las Vegas. I'm sure I can win our money back. exxkon: Things that are difficult to say when NOT drunk: Hfhawighewnbifn ilujebintiubnegifbnb en jn njhih iu hiuhiuhiuh iu hiuhiuhiohijhiu hiuhoihip. jjason82 (3) Q: Have you ever been to a strip club?  10/9/01 eminem4lfe: No, but I am gonna be a stripper there when I turn 18! jjason82: There ya go, aim high. Q: Coming or going? 11/5/01 jjason82: Take Viagra with some prune juice and you'll be doing both. Q: Are you holding your honey right now? 11/26/01 jjason82: As if I wasn't already depressed. lilsublime (3) Q: Should Pepsi drop Britney Spears from the contract she signed with them? (see story)  10/22/01 lilsublime: I think if I cared any less, I'd probably die of carelessness .Q: Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a certain animal?  11/26/01 lilsublime: I get pig and bitch a lot. Wonder why. Topic: What we should do instead of killing ben Laden 12/24/01 lilsublime: Let the Seals or Special Forces covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, obtain Al Qaeda's financial network details under anesthesia or whatever means necessary, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete (including facial electrolysis) sex change operation. Then we return her, broke, to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. pauleky (3) Q: Is there a Queen of Rock and Roll? 5/27/02 pauleky : Elton John Movie: The Jazz Singer 6/17/02 Jessica_146: I hate Neil Diamond. Pauleky: I'm sure he would hate you, too, if he had to read all your inane comments. Random Comment: 12/2/02 pauleky: What, did I hit a nerve? Kinda like your buddies hit your prostate? radioturk (3) Q: Have you read the Bible this week? 12/17/01 radioturk: Why? Has it changed again? Q: Does your dog have a problem with humping legs? 4/22/02 radioturk: We don't call it a problem, we call it a sexual preference. Q: Have you ever successfully trained an animal?  8/29/02 radioturk: I taught my dog to sit. He taught himself all the other stuff. You know, like how to pee on the floor. sheady (3) Q: Do you carry multiple conversations at the same time on YT?  2/25/02 travbowman: Of course. I can talk to several people at once in the forums, while PMing the same people about something unrelated. That's how it should be. I can't stand when folks use the questions forum to discuss unrelated things. sheady: How's the job going trav? Q: Do you think you will ever walk the green mile? 3/24/02 sheady: No because the chances are if I'm walking it, it'll become the brown mile REAL quick! Random Comment: Things to Consider Bringing to College 7/29/02 Fusinski: Bring a car door, so if it gets hot you can roll down the window. sheady: Yeah but it'll just create division when the rich kids come in with their electric windows! YidVicious (3) Q: Can you suck your own nipples?  10/9/01 YidVicious: I just tried - I think I need a chiropractor now... Q: Is polygamy (having multiple wives) wrong?  10/22/01 YidVicious: The only problem I can see is that one would have multiple mothers-in-law. Q: If a sexy someone of the opposite sex offered to break you off would you let them? 1/2/02 YidVicious: *SNAP!* Ouch, no! Zaxone (3) Q: Do you think 'raves' are drug infested orgies? 10/15/01 Zaxone: I certainly hope they are, otherwise I've made a fool of myself. Q: If there were only 10 minutes left until the world ended, would you have sex? 10/22/01 fabiosmitesd: I'd pray to God, and ask him to forgive all my sins, I'd repeat the Lord's prayer a million times, and keep praying until the second the world was going to end, and I could feel it. I'd then say "Amen." And continue to yell, "Take my hand, Lord Jesus, for I'm coming home!" Zaxone: Hey, you could do that while you were having sex, right? Q: Should YouThink.com recruit/encourage celebrities to join this site?  12/10/01 Zaxone: No, what would we say to recruit them? "Come to this site, see questions about yourself calling you dumb/ugly/stupid/ho and join the discussion on your sexual preference."? angelap (2) Q: Hard or soft? 10/9/01 angelap: Well its no good to me if its soft. Q: Do you have good excuses for turning down a date?  11/19/01 angelap: I'm pregnant (this will only work if your not likely to see him again) I'm washing my hair. I'm dead. I don't put out until the wedding rings on my finger. I want a baby. (This'll scare em off) benj (2) Q: Do you find these questions entertaining? 11/5/01 benj: No, I just answer them for their fiber content. Q: Do you think badreligion is cute as a button? 2/25/02 benj: It depends entirely on which button you're comparing her to. She's cuter than the average button, but not quite as cute as one of those "fancy" buttons. boredofu (2) Random Comment: 11/25/02 Culann: Jackson dangling his son over a hotel room balcony in Germany. boredofu: Maybe he should get Eric Clapton to babysit. Random Comment: 12/9/02 boredofu: How many Americans are going to let a man with a beard fly over their rooftops this year without blowing the crap outta him? CaptainTrips (2) Random comment: 5/27/02 sofey: I want a lover with an easy touch. I want somebody who will spend some time. Not come and go in a heady rush. CaptainTrips: Sounds like you want a woman Q: Do you think it's hypocritical when people wear revealing clothing and then wear a necklace with a cross on it? 7/29/02 CaptainTrips: show me a commandment that says thou shalt not dress like a skank and ill say yes,but for now I think they can wear whatever they want cowdung (2) Q: Are there too many people in the world? 2/4/02 Fenris: You could put every person in the world in the state of Texas and the population density would be that of Paris. cowdung: The last thing we need are more Texans. Q: Did you stop using Styrofoam because it doesn't decompose? 4/15/02 CowDung: If I'm gonna hold a hot cup of coffee over my crotch, I'm going to make darn sure to use a cup that doesn't decompose. delmar3432 (2) Q: Would you rather have your partner moan or say dirty things when making love? 7/15/02 sheady: give me a "mmmmm" give me a "oh yeah" give me "oooooooo" what does it spell? "mmmmm oh yeah oooooooo" delmar3432: sheady must date cheerleaders. In the "Favourite beer" thread in Old Skool: 9/23/02 sofey: My fave is Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale and Deschutes Quail Springs IPA and an ok standby is Sierra Nevada Pale. delmar3432: When we start getting into sofey's "Papalusca springwater mahogany treebark blueberry ale" we are taking beer drinking waaaay too far... it's BEER. It ferments for like 2 weeks. Lets not try to make it more than it is by sticking maple twigs in it. draino (2) Q: Do you think Micheal Jackson is weird for bleaching his skin?  10/28/01 draino: Only in America can a poor black kid grow up to be a beautiful white woman. Q: Got a burning question you want answered? 11/26/01 draino: When you drink grape juice and pee, where does all the purple go? Duffsca (2) Q: Are you psychokinetic?  4/8/02 Duffsca: Would all of those who are psychokinetic please raise my hand? Q: Do you know how to address a cat? 11/18/02 Duffsca: Depends on who I am sending it to. Envethis (2) Just a random thread: 3/11/02 Bon: I wanna kill u......but i wanna torcher u before that, like pour drops of buring mental on ur face and stuff! Envethis: Don't worry. Your horrendous spelling is torture enough. Q:Do you hate the question ASL?  3/18/02 Envethis: I hate it. So when people ask me it, I always say "67/hermaphrodite/outside your window." They stop talking to me Fusinski (2) Q: Are you worried that the man with his finger on the button mispronounces the word 'nuclear?' 12/3/01 fusinski: Dude mispronounces everything. If I have to hear about our war on tar one more time, I'm going to think he has something against asphalt. Random Comment:  8/19/02 lordruther: Is there anybody on this site who has ACTUAL, face-to-face knowledge that Falconwing is alright? fusinski: Falconwing is in my trunk. Aprily: I just sent her a card. Maybe she'll write back fusinski: Unless the post office delivers to my trunk, fat chance. Aprily: I know your lying. Falconwing could never be in your trunk. Without her coffee she'd bust outta there in a jiff. fusinski: I punched two holes in the trunk. One for air and the other for coffee. Icequeen84 (2) Random Comment: On Momus' Journal: I'm going to invent a pill that simulates a 6 hour workout, with no side effects. 7/29/02 Icequeen84: I was going to invent a pill that finds fat cells and destroys them. And then just take pills, and become a skinny pole. But then I remembered I don't know how to make stuff. Random Comment: 8/5/02 GodWithIn: Internet: Land of the ugly, lonely, dateless no lives. icequeen84: Hey I know I'm ugly, and lonely, and dateless with no life but wait, what was the last one again? profound1 (2) Q: Have you ever gotten a straight flush? 5/13/02 profound1: Nope, when I flushed the water always swirled. Random Comment: 7/15/02 WarEagle97: My name is Brad and I am an alcoholic. profound1: My name is drinking and I have a Herman problem. rufio (2) Q: Are there things you are sure you will NEVER hear? 12/3/01 rufio: I'm wrong. - emitchell Q: Does your city go by a nickname?  2/25/02 rufio: The Melanoma Capital of the World. (Tucson, Arizona) salterbomb (2) Random Comment: 11/11/02 salterbomb: I'm getting sick. How in the hell can that happen when i wasn't feeling the slightest bit of sickness up until i was sleeping? it's BS i tell ya. CzarNicky: sickness hates you. Djm984: You're not down with the sickness. salterbomb: i have been feeling a little disturbed lately jesuz_luvs_u's Journal: wat up shizzles and welcome to my litto paige 11/25/02 salterbomb: when did Jesus' disciples speak in snoop doggish tongue? IrodRepooc: Didn't you get the message salter? They translated the Bible from Latin to English, and from English to Ebonics. That happened sometime last week, where you been foo? salterbomb: damn i guess i need to pick up the King Jizzames version fo shizzle. shadebug (2) Random Comment: 11/25/02 warrick1830: Ok, November 17 was the start of American Education week. shadebug: wow, i never realised the US set aside an entire week for education, learn a new thing every year. Random Comment: 11/25/02 cuteiclestar: Maybe u should try taking your finger out your ass! That might work! GuErriLLa: oh shut up, cuteiclesta shadebug: she's got a point though, the animal rights activists'll be all over her about that poor donkey technochick (2) Q: Is it love when your heart beats so fast you cannot breathe properly when you see a guy/girl?  1/7/02 technochick: No, that's arrhythmia. See a doctor. Random Comment: 8/5/02 Snow_angels58: When you have children are you going to raise them to follow your religion? Would you be disappointed if they later decided that your religion is not the right one for them? Technochick: No children for me. But if I did have children, I'd raise them to be hardcore Amish. Then I wouldn't have to buy them things. "Mommy, why do you get to watch TV and play video games and me and Ezekiel and Jebediah don't get to watch TV and play video games?" Mwahaha. Zaraphel (2) Q: Did you know that 2 billion years from now, the Andromeda galaxy could collide with our milky way, blowing up stars and wreaking major havoc?  2/25/02 Zaraphel: WHOAH MAN! You gave me a big scare for a second there I thought you said 2 MILLION years. Q: Has your significant other ever told you to 'get your smelly carcass up and out of bed'? 7/2/02 Zaraphel: It's my horsehead, it was send to me, and I'll keep it where I want. Zephyr (2) Q: Do you have any lawn ornaments at your house? 4/29/02 Zephyr: Yes. A Chevy. Random Comment: 11/11/02 Zephyr: have any of you done anything jackass-worthy this week? Kaneda: I went to class. Zephyr: wow. slow down, man. BlankTom (1) Q: Would you rather be the 'World's Strongest Man' or the 'World's Greatest Detective'? 1/21/02 BlankTom: Couldn't you be both? Like Mr. T? Blingblings (1) Q: If you were Monica Lewinsky wouldn't you realize you only get invited to Oscar parties because people think you are a freak? 8/26/02 Blingblings: I thought it was because she could be after party entertainment. bobdillan (1) Q: If the bible is the basis of a religion, does that mean you could have a religion from any book? 1/14/02 bobdillan: I choose a pop up book Bon (1) Random Comment:  8/26/02 raineshower: "Girls Gone Wild" is filming at Shoeless Joe's in Chicago next week. Bon: Have you ever thought of this: when women go wild, they make T.V shows called "Girls Gone Wild" but when men do the same thing the T.V show is called "Cops". bookworm.RLB (1) Q: Would you move underground for 500,000 dollars?  4/29/02 bookworm.RLB: No. Where would I spend it underground? Breezie (1) Q: Do you think that one-night stands are getting a little too... normal? 12/9/02 Breezie: Yeah, everyone should have two night stands for a complete set. buddy (1) Random Comment: 11/11/02 YoSassy: Buddy has a point. buddy: Sassy has a big bunny hat. I prefer having a point, but to each his/her own. crap`ola (1)  Q: Do you talk to yourself in the shower? 1/21/02 crap`ola: ...it's the answers that scare me. DaSpida (1) Q: If you were being chased by a rattlesnake, which weapon would you choose - a gun or a 6 foot hoe?  11/5/01 DaSpida: I'd hand the gun to the 6 foot ho', then I'd run like hell. davejnick (1) Q: Do you sometimes wish your bf/gf was mute?  4/8/02 davejnick: Probably wouldn't make much difference. She'd just scribble little notes telling me what a bastard I am, instead of saying it dhaus (1) Q: Is Andy Dick too old for MTV? 10/9/01 dhaus: If you're talking physical age--yes. If you're talking emotional age, he's even too young for Teletubbies. emmaisl. (1) Random Comment: 6/3/02 Momus: Those are about as funny as a cat in a blender. emmaisl.: I disagree, Momus. I don't think they're funny at all. Funkeymunkey (1) Q: Do you have a philosophy?  1/2/02 Funkeymunkey: If you smell, check your pants before your shoes. Garbageman (1) Q: Does the number 7 have any significance to you? 7/1/02 Garbageman: Place it right before "-11," and you have the only place i've found to make a decent chili-cheese dog. gtr6ch (1) Q: Are you the handy-man in your family? 11/19/01 gtr6ch: And you have no idea how sad that is. haas20hp (1) Random Comment:  7/15/02 johnr007: If you really get to thinking about it, everybody is made up of grotesque, fleshy lobes filled with unsightly fat, blood-red musculature, tough, grisly tendons and ligaments, and various oozing entrails, organs, and vessels. Skin itself is covered with oil, or worse, applied chemical byproducts, and all of it crawling with germs, virii, and various microscopic vermin which feed on yours and each others waste products. haas20hp: john, I love it when you talk dirty. hottsmugirl (1) Random Comment: 12/2/02 Matt2006: Shut up, hotts! People that own 50 or more pairs of shoes' opinions don't matter! Electric: 50 pairs?????? you're crazy hottsmugirl: Actually I just have a lot of feet. Birth defect. You shouldn't make fun. iced_brandy (1) Q: Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? 5/27/02 iced_brandy: If a hearse drives in the Car Pool lane, then wouldn't it be unfair for everyone else who have to follow the trail of lighted headlights? icy (1) Q: If someone hurts you, do you seek revenge or deal with it in a mature way? 1/21/02 icy: Once a guy hit me with a crow bar and since I live in northern Alaska, I figured I could go hunting and stick some nasty stuff in his car. I shot a seal and wedged a piece of blubber under his seat. Damn it really stunk! Never hit an eskimo with a crow bar unless you have no olfactory glands. icy1 (1) Q: The better companion: Monkey or Dog? 2/4/02 icy1: Monkeys are horrible critters. They throw their own poo. How can you respect an animal that gets mad and handles its poo so it can throw it at you? Granted dogs don't disregard their feces either, but they keep it a matter of personal business. Idea4AMovie (1) Q: Do you think the citizens of Iraq want to be 'liberated'? 10/21/02 Idea4AMovie: Yep. That's totally the reason why they signed those election ballots in blood. Imagine (1) Q: What do you want for Christmas? 10/2801 Imagine: A new laptop would be nice... or a relationship... but I'm counting more on the computer... it will last longer. Innosins (1) Q: Have you ever given a public/private apology to someone on YT stating you were sorry? 3/11/02 Innosins: Have no problem using the "S" word when warranted. Exact quote: "I'm sorry, but you're wrong." jakebuilt (1) Random Comment:  7/15/02 WarEagle97: My name is Brad and I am an alcoholic. jakebuilt: My name is Jake and I'm addicted to group therapy. jarhead (1) Q: Would you use lemon juice as a contraceptive? 11/25/02 GoManGo: I wonder if it makes the girls pucker downstairs. jarhead: If she did, would she be called a sour puss? jealousblues (1) Q: Do homeless people bother you? 9/2/02 jealousblues: Constantly. It's always, could you please help me out, or please sir stop throwing rocks at me, or something... it just never stops. jman216 (1) Q: Do you think it's weird that some US-Canada borders are/were protected by a pylon between 10pm-6am?  11/12/01 jman216: I think they'll be stepping up security now after all the terrorist activity. They've now got a sign on the pylon that says, "Anyone trying to smuggle drugs, explosives or biological weapons, KEEP OUT!" josh555 (1) Q: Do you have a philosophy?  1/2/02 josh555: My father always said "Sit down before I knock you down". Thought that was a sound philosophy kittykat14 (1) Q: Do you want to tell us how you escaped from your cell?  11/11/02 kittykat14: The book lady came into my room with a book cart. I took out a book that was called "How to Tunnel Out of Insane Asylums," hit her over the head with it, stole her uniform, and ran out with the book cart. kmh_1956 (1) Q: Should women be able to breastfeed their children for as long as they want? (story refers to a six year old.) 9/2/02 kmh_1956: 6 years old... What does he do when he invites friends over for lunch? "Mom, open your shirt. The gang's here." krazichris (1) Q: Do you think it's lame that PETA made a big stink out of the fact that Britney's performance for the Video Music Awards was to include a tiger? 12/17/01 krazichris: People Eating Tasty Animals. yummmm. kris3838 (1) Random Comment: 8/12/02 pwrplantgirl: Yeah right, I'm letting some stranger in my house to clean the cat boxes. Nope. kris3838: Then kidnap some kid everyone is doing it now a days. lapislazuli (1) Random Comment: 9/2/02 *~BeeGee~*: Hmm, something's wrong with my contacts... they're making me mess up when I type. lapislazuli: Have you tried typing with your fingers instead of your eyes? lostfairy (1) Q: Do you feel the need to embellish the choices from 'Yes' and 'No' when posting?  12/24/01 lostfairy: Yes. LowAlexander (1) Q: In all reality is everyone a dork, but only cool people actually admit to it?  10/28/02 Explodo: Dork - A whale's Penis LowAlexander: That's true. It takes a really cool person to admit to being a whale's penis. MaidenChic (1) Q: If God did not want us to use Marijuana then why did he make it so diversified with countless different uses? 12/24/01 MaidenChic: I think I missed the passage in the Bible that told us, "Though shalt not smoke up." Hell, whenever I smoke I think I'm talking to the guy! marc_p_68 (1) Random Comment:  12/2/02 jesuz_luvs_u: so how did you read this question big? Sofey: I have had some clients who can't read or write. Outside of forum boards like this, you shouldn't assume everyone can. marc_p_68: jesuz_luvs_u has been assassinated jesuz_luvs_u: and just a second, sofey posted between us so you were caught out! i am still in the game! yay! marc_p_68: jesuz_luvs_u has been assassinated miccc (1) Q: Are you a good role model? 5/6/02 miccc: Absolutely. All over-30, binge drinking, generally negative, juvenile slackers would find a fine example in me. neo451uk (1) Q: Is a sperm a man?  1/2/02 neo451uk: Yup- they share loads of things in common. The main one being that most of them are useless and weak and that only one out of millions is actually worth it. Newport (1) Q: Have you ever been called "yummy"?  3/11/02 Newport: Yeah, then I realized I was carrying the thanksgiving turkey. orvas (1) Q: Why is Barney the Dinosaur so happy all the time?  12/10/01 orvas: A fallacy. I've heard that off-camera he's one major league biotch. Palaguin (1) Movie: Amadeus 6/17/02 Palaguin: "The song is awesome." Pauleky: "Surely you don't mean 'Rock Me Amadeus'." Palaguin: "I do. I never saw the movie, but I assumed there was a connection." pestymark (1) Q: Would you sell your genitalia for the right price? 5/27/02 pestymark: Maybe later in my life when the demands of it's use are less, I could hang a sign on my penis and park it down on the corner genitalia lot, or maybe even place an ad in the classified section of the local newspaper. "GREAT RIDE FOR THE LADIES 1961 White Anglo-Saxon penis. Very high mileage in great shape. Own owner, Extended lenth version. Extra wide. Wart and drip free. MUST SEE. Serious offers only. Latex exterior cover optional". pferde01 (1) Q: Is there such a thing as child-proofing your home? 7/8/02 pferde01: You could build a moat around your home and fill it with alligators and then build a barb wire fence around that. No baby's getting into that house. Pinki (1) Q: Do you dislike it when the top of the urinal comes up to your knees? 4/1/02 Pinki: yeah, it makes it even harder to sit down radja (1) Q: Do you believe in the magic of a young girl's heart? 7/1/02 radja: yeah I believe in the magic in a young girls heart, provided she's still a virgin at the time of sacrifice. red_passion (1) Q: Does your Christmas stocking have your name on it? 12/17/01 red_passion: I never had one of those. *takes her sock off and staples it to the wall* I feel better now. Ripper (1) Random Comment: 11/5/01  ragamuffin: People who hate Halloween ought to shampoo my crotch!  RIPPER: I hate Halloween, may I please shampoo your crotch? sammy_38 (1) Q: Do you read instructions for shampoo? 9/2/02 sammy_38: Lather, rinse, repeat... The first time I read the instructions I washed my hair for an hour before realizing it should say: lather, rinse, repeat, stop. Save_ferris (1) Random Comment: 11/25/02 MamboTomato: Why don't people like happy music anymore? Save_ferris: ahh! a happy person! quick, goth boy, to the angst-mobile! scottinmn (1) Q: Do you actually think you can lose 200 pounds by eating subway sandwiches everyday? 1/14/02 scottinmn: Sure you can. Eat Subway for a month and you'll be too damn poor to afford anymore food and you'll starve the weight off! sour_girl (1) Q:If tomorrow you found out that you and your partner had just conceived a child, do you know how you would react? 12/3/01 sour_girl: I'd say, "Hand, it looks like we made a baby" Spanky (1) Q: Would you rather have sex before you get married and go to hell or wait and go to heaven? 10/22/01 spanky: I'll see you guys in hell. Splajoinka (1) Random Comment: 11/4/02 vixen 911: Have you ever sat at your computer then thought what you're doing is wrong and the FBI or police will storm your home? I just got that feeling Splajoinka: Midget porn is still legal, don't worry. SubDee (1) Q: If an unstoppable force meets up with an immovable object, who wins? 10/28/01 SubDee: I don't know, but I bet they'd put it on Pay Per View. TableSalt (1) Q: If you drop the soap in prison, would you bend over and pick it up? 3/11/02 TableSalt: Depends...is it Dial soap? taff (1) Q: Do you agree with anti-sodomy laws? 4/22/02 taff: Most laws are just a pain in the arse. TBBolts84 (1) Q: What scams have you seen recently? 6/3/02 TBBolts84: Social Security. thistleking (1) Q: Do you think that the girls in the Girls Gone Wild videos are exploited?  12/2/02 thistleking: Not at all. I think that the guys lifting up their safety glasses in "Chemists Gone Wild" are definitely taken advantage of. Thistleswift (1) Q: When her eyes are like big pizza pies, is that really amore? 3/24/02 Thistleswift: No, That's anime! thanatos355 (1) Random Comment: 11/18/02 warrick1830: Ethnic Studies is NOT a fun class. It's a 2 unit class that tells you that you should "blame the white man" and my women's studies class is telling me that you're evil because "you have a Y chromasome". thanatos355: so they prepare you for life as a husband?  ugotgash2 (1) On the Cable Modem vs Dial Up Discussion: 8/12/02 travbowman: They have cable in Oklahoma now? ugotgash2: They have phones in Oklahoma now? Vampire D (1) From the "Darryl Kile is Dead" thread: 7/1/02 Vampire D: How can there be no cause of death? If there was no cause of death surely he'd still be alive? I think the doctors need to take a closer look at him.... VikingGod (1) Q: When you have something really wonderful in your life are you always scared of losing it?  10/21/02 VikingGod: Yeah but I keep her tied up pretty well. vixen911 (1) Q: Is Jason Priestly's auto accident a publicity stunt to revive his acting career?  8/19/02 vixen911: Oh you mean like the stunt Christopher Reeve pulled to get back into the spotlight. Vyperbyte (1) Q: Do you know how to tell if you're about to be struck by lightning? 11/26/01 Vyperbyte: When you crap yourself and see a giant electrical force heading right towards you. wiseNsexy (1) Q: Why do you keep answering all of these questions? 9/2/02 wiseNsexy: Some of them have redeeming social value. Not this one, mind you. xdarkangelx (1) Subject: Let's write a never-ending story! 3/24/02 bookworm.RLB: Here's how this works: I'll start off a story. You post what happens next. Please limit to one post so that everyone has a chance to give an interesting twist to the story. xdarkangelx: The end. Yankees15 (1) Q: Would you consider dating someone with a disability?  8/5/02 Yankees15: With my looks, blindness may be a good quality for a mate. It may also be my only chance. , jvzuuk (1) Q: Are Europeans much cooler than Americans will ever be?  10/21/02 , jvzuuk: No. More Americans have air conditioning.