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Putterer (11)
Random Comment: 1/6/03
Pocosublima: Imagine if you will. You go to the bank to deposit a check for a friend, the bank is closed so you're like hey we can try the atm. So you're walking up to the atm and you see 20's sticking out of the money thing. What do you do?
Putterer: Take the money and send the ATM a nice thank you card stating how happy you are that the other half of the kids at the orphanage will now have presents on Christmas.
Hey, if you're going to steal, you might as well lie about it.
Q: Do you ever feel sick after having sex? 4/7/03
Putterer: No. Unless, by "sick" you mean "a burning sensation when I pee".
Q: Have you ever been drunk at school? 5/5/03
Putterer: Only traffic school.
Random Comments: 7/15/03
Red Velvet: Putterer, that rope you think I should hang myself with...only if you promise to use it to hang yourself first.
Putterer: Sorry Red, I'm hung well enough as it is.
Q: Would you be more likely to marry your girlfriend if she turns up pregnant? 12/2/03
Putterer: Only if her father owned a shotgun.
Q: Have you ever dated a family member? 12/23/03
Putterer: Um... Do you consider pets to be family members?
In a suggestion where it is suggested that 6 or 7 stars be introduced for rating movies: 9/21/04
Putterer: All the movies should be able to have 10 stars. Except for 'This Is Spinal Tap' which should be able to go up to eleven.
After a suggestion to make an "enemy list", similar to a buddy list:
10/5/04
10/5/04
Putterer: I have one. It's called "Who's online".
In a thread discussing the use of photos of one's self in avatars:
10/26/04
10/26/04
Lizgirl14: I don't think pictures of yourself are a good thing, with no pictures no one can focuse on what you llok like on the outside and they'll focuse more on what u have to say bc they like u, but bc they think ur hot/.
Lizgirl14: *focus
Putterer: Out of all that, the only thing you decided to fix was focus?
In a thread titled "Tara Reid Exposed"in generals After the thread got to basically discussing the ugliness of Tara Reid's boob:
1/19/05
1/19/05
Putterer: I saved one of those pics for when I'm horny and don't feel like taking a cold shower. I have nude Janet Reno pics that are a bigger turn on.
In Yelena216's "He's so cute when I make fun of his penis size" journal: 1/25/05
Putterer: Oh boy, a penis-size discussion. I'm not going to touch this thread with my ten foot pole.
CaptainTrips (9)
Random Comments: 3/10/03
chofStone: Is this now the okeydoke forum??
CaptainTrips: can't we just put 'Bush Threads' under the catergory of not PG-13?
Random Comments: 3/24/03
postallbear: Nice job trips...you're turning over a new leaf..I can remember in the not too distant past when you would have said stupid fvcks instead of dumbasses..
CaptainTrips: yeah, I rememeber yesterday too postal
Random Comments: 3/24/03
w8in: "Meryl Streep, Sean Penn, Vanessa Redgrave, George Clooney, Dustin Hoffman and Spike Lee are among those who will not be speaking, amid fears they could turn the ceremony into an anti-war rally."
CaptainTrips: What the hell would Spike Lee be doing at the Oscars anyway?
Random Comment: 4/28/03
Culann: Trips should be the official YT Welcome Wagon.
CaptainTrips: Once again Culann proves just how smart he really is.
Culann: I can see it now: "Here's your fruit basket, now piss off."
CaptainTrips: "and by the way,i pissed in your fruit basket"
Random Comment: 7/21/03
XDarkAngelX: I've decided I need a woman...
CaptainTrips: Can I volunteer? Or are there like REALLY specific requirments, like a vagina.
After a random comment by Spider0, claiming that his mother, a lawyer, had evidence that McDonald's nuggets are made of cardboard: 11/25/03
captaintrips: Your mom is a liar and a moron, so I guess you weren't kidding when you said she was a lawyer.
In iheartvelcro's "Do you ever pretend to have a robotic hand?" journal: 12/9/03
CaptainTrips: I pretend I have a robotic arm all the time, I even make lame sound affects.
IHeartVelcro: That doesn't surprise me in the slightest Trips.
CaptainTrips: But by "all the time", I mean special occassions, and by "special occassions", I mean when I'm j**king off.
Does Hustler magazine scare you? 12/19/03
CaptainTrips: It scares my penis out of hiding, if that's what you mean.
random comment: 12/23/03
CaptainTrips: I have a confession to make: I have never seen It's A Wonderful Life.
jasendorf: That's why your heart is so cold and dark. If you had watched it, you'd become a liberal.
CaptainTrips: Note to self: never watch It's A Wonderful Life.
travbowman (8)
Random Comment: 1/1/03
jessica_146: My husband can't wait to see this movie.
travbowman: My hammer can't wait to break jessica's fingers.
Random Comments: 1/13/03
travbowman: Posts are done with a timestamp. By moving it, you'd be essentially going back in time. And if your parents don't get together at the enchantment under the sea dance, you'll never be born. And look out for Biff. He's a tough hombre.
Q: Would you rather have a full functional penis on your forehead, or not have one at all? 2/10/03
travbowman: I think hat sales would rise as a result
Random Comment: 2/17/03
travbowman: The beer fridge is fully stocked.
lyntess: Who're you kidding, trav-- you know full well that that one fridge won't even see you through the weekend.
travbowman: I'm hoping for a short war.
Q: Which do you prefer: hot dogs or tacos? 2/24/03
PremiumSpank: I would choose a taco just for the cheese.
chickern: why do i always feel like i'm the only one who gets this question?
travbowman: The possible context of the question makes premiumspank's answer really freakin' funny.
Random Comments: 3/24/03
travbowman: We need a cyborg mod.
johnr007: Or maybe, a Fonzborg mod...
travbowman: "Ayyy, Your post has been assimilated!"
Random Comments: 3/24/03
travbowman: Gash loathes everyone slightly. He's like Diet-Hael.
Random thread in Old Skool: 9/21/04
hckyguy14: How do I do screen shots? I have been trying to figure this out all day.
Travbowman: Salt the lemon. Pour the vodka on the monitor, lick the screen, suck the fruit.
killraven (7)
Random Comments: 1/13/03
thanatos355: debbie gibson: lost in your eyes
killraven: As cute and wholesome as Debbie was, she wasn't one of the greatest singers around, and that was one of her worst efforts.
thanatos355: had a thing for lil ole debbie did ya killraven?
killraven: I admit that, back in my teens, I thought Debbie was a bit of a looker...but we could never have been lovers, alas. Debbie was a nice Christian girl, whereas I was a pimply-faced atheist creep.
Q: Do you have someone tuck you in bed at night? 2/10/03
Killraven: Yes. Frau Stern, the big blonde German woman who lives upstairs, will...
Oh, sorry. You said TUCK...
Q: Do you ever laugh in the shower? 6/12/03
Killraven: Yes, especially when I look down at myself (although sometimes, I cry instead).
Q: Did your parents smoke around you as a kid? 12/19/03
KillRaven: Only when I set them on fire.
Q: Is there something in the world that everyone hates? 1/20/04
KillRaven: Yes, I'm pretty sure everyone would hate someone coming along and taking a huge sloppy dump in the meal that they're eating.
Thread regarding what BoredofU must have been like in school:
7/20/04
7/20/04
Killraven: TEACHER - Class, Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark. BOREDOFU - so you claim!
Q: Did your mom/dad leave notes for you in your sack lunch as a child?: 8/3/04
KillRaven: Yes, they did, but I hated them because they were messages assembled from letters cut from newspapers, and they said nasty things like IF YOU WANT TO SEE SPOT ALIVE AGAIN CLEAN YOUR ROOM BY 3PM OR ELSE HE GETS IT.
boredofu (6)
Q:What do you want most out of marriage? 2/10/03
boredofu: A hassle free divorce.
Q: With the United States current laws allowing abortion, should someone be convicted of double homicide if he/she kills a pregnant woman? 3/3/03
boredofu: Killing a woman should be pleaded down to justifiable homicide.
Q: Which state has the hottest chicks? 3/24/03
boredofu: The state of inebriation of course.
After a suggestion that the "spastic" mood in journals might be offensive to those who are actually spastic: 12/2/03
BoredOfU: Good point. That option is so retarded it's gay.
In a thread congratulating six YT members who will have babies in '04: 12/30/03
BoredOfU: Considering the number of "I'm late, what am I going to do?" journals, that's a modest return.
Thread titled "What do people in wheelchairs do when there is a fire in their workplace on the 9th floor of a building?": 7/20/04
Pantala: People in the trade center carried their disabled co-workers down the stairs. I'm also curious how people in wheelchairs get gas.
BoredOfU: Eating cabbage?
JDappleton (6)
In the thread about the death of the actor who played Wilson on Home Improvement: 1/13/04
JDappleton: I heard the visitation and funeral will feature a partially-open casket. You'll only be able to view his eyes and the top of his head.
Thread about Judy from Family Matters starring in porn films: 8/3/04
JDAppleton: "The Adventures of Peeping Tom 28" was an OK film, but if you didn't see "The Adventures of Peeping Tom" 1 through 27, you're going to be pretty lost."
OS thread titled "What impresses you?": 10/12/04
bukadaka: People who are really good at math.
JDAppleton: 432 x 18 = 7,776
Thread in Journals titled "for those who change diapers": 12/28/04
JDappleton: It's amazing how much crap comes out of my daughter. It's like more comes out than what she puts in. And corn? When the hell did she eat corn?!?!?
In the "Official Yassir Arafat Appreciation Thread": 1/11/05
JDappleton: Dude is AraPHAT!
Thread titled "Anyone here from Michigan?": 1/25/05
alonzo_c:I don't think anyone from Michigan is on YT.
corruptgod66:I'm from Michigan.
jdappleton:That's why you're not on YT.
Kepi (6)
Random Comment: 2/24/03
iced_brandy: Have you ever been warned by Modbot?
Kepi: No, but he gave me a sponge bath and tried to touch Mr. Winky!
Random Comment: 4/28/03
Kepi: My name is Kepi, and I came to YT because it costs less than crack."
Random Comments: 6/12/03
Kepi: I think the reason that Fusinski is so well known and respected is that he carries with him three of the most notable traits of three of Histories most notable people. He's got John F. Kennedy's sex appeal, Robert Kennedy's way with words, and JFK Jr's notariety. Of course, to believe all this, the reader's gotta have Ted Kennedy's Blood Alcohol Level.
In a thread about a writing contest that asked people to write a story that starts with 'Surprise!' everyone shouted as Mike and Cara entered the room, and ends with And so, by the end of the night, Mike was left holding a big piece of cheese - and he still couldn't find his other shoe.: 7/15/03
Kepi: "Suprise!" everyone shouted as Mike and Cara entered the room. Mike proceeded to drink 3 liters of tequila. And so, by the end of the night, Mike was left holding a big piece of cheese - and he still couldn't find his other shoe.
In a thread titled "Did LBJ kill JFK?": 2/11/04
JDAppleton: Deep down inside, I'm hoping that when Gerald Ford is on his deathbed, he looks up and in his last breath whispers, "Jim Garrison was right about everything."
Kepi: I would much rather him look and say somethin' really innapropriate like... "I'm really glad that ladybird was so awesome in the sack. Makes up for all the nagging..."
Thread titled "Looks like Rodney Dangerfield died": 10/26/04
Kepi: "Looks like?" So what, Are we just going by his career or have we found a body?
Camelboy (5)
Q: Would you date someone who didn't believe in having sex until marriage? 2/11/04
camelboy: That would only work for me if he were already married.
Q: Which do you believe in more: astrology or palmistry? 2/17/04
camelboy: Well I know my palm has magical powers, so I'll go with that.
Thread: William Hung gets record deal: 7/12/04
camelboy: No clue who he is, but I like his name...
Q: Is everything the male's fault?: 8/3/04
Bon: To err is man, to forgive is woman.
Camelboy: More like: To err is man, to pretend to forgive only to remember it in some ridiculous argument ten years later is woman.
In a thread where someone stated that "[Go]d said that it was ok to eat animals that had before been declared as 'unclean.'": 1/11/05
Camelboy: That may have been what He said to you, but when I was on the phone with Him the other day, He told me that was all a big joke to begin with because He wanted more shellfish for Himself.
Culann (5)
Q: Should marijuana be legal? 1/13/03
Culann: Good for Canada, well Ontario so far at least. Hopefully the US will start realizing the only reason it was made illegal in the first place was because white chicks started digging jazz.
Thread: YT Convention, in all seriousness 3/24/03
Culann: I wouldn't want to go to one if it was going to be in all seriousness. Jeesh, I'd want to enjoy myself.
Thread regarding bannings: 7/20/04
Fusinski: When did YT become Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, exactly? This recent banning of Trips is stupid and lame. This site is NOT PG-13. It's rated G these days. I want to know if the mods in power are really happy with this farse of a forum they have created--this gay Disney production. Seriously--and I am talking to Trav specifically in this next comment--how do you write a banning notice like THAT and not think to yourself, 'God I suck?'
Culann: No one's gonna want to be your neighbor with that attitude mister.
Thread stating that Bin Laden offered Europe a truce if European troops were withdrawn from Iraq: 7/27/04
Culann: He also added: "But wait! There's more! If Europe acts now, we'll throw in this free Al Qaeda potato peeler!"
In a thread discussing gay marriage: 8/24/04
WiseNSexy: Furthermore, the stats shocked me when I first saw them broken down by age. Older people OVERWHELMINGLY disagree with gay marriage. Younger people seem split down the middle. I hate to say this, but the gay rights movement's best ally is time. As older people pass away, support will continue to grow as the culture transforms.
Culann: Wise wants old people to die.
Fusinki (5)
Random Comment: 2/10/03
wisensexy: For fans, or for the topically interested, on February 5th, this Wednesday at 8pm on UPN, Jolene Blalock's character will get an AIDS-like disease
Fusinki: Hahaha... I knew she was a whore.
Random Comment: 2/17/03
Fusinski: You girls are just druggies. And whiners! I mean, childbirth this! You've never been hit by a linebacker!
Random Comment: 2/24/03
fusinski: There's nothing wrong with meeting people from the internet.
thistleking: As long as you know what you're getting yourself into.
fusinski: Hey, I met Culann at the bar and he didn't try to take advantage of me or anything.
I was disappointed.
On the movie thread for "Girl with the Pearl Earring": 1/27/04
Fusinski: I want to see the rated X sequel, Girl With A Pearl Necklace.
In the thread "Want to buy a HAL 9000?": 10/12/04
Fusinski: It would look great in the wall of your home, though. Perhaps across from the toilet in your bathroom. "Dave... stop that Dave... are you trying to kill me Dave? For god's sake Dave--how about a courtesy flush?"
buddy (4)
In response the Fred Durst's speech at the Grammy awards, "I hope we're all in agreeance this war will go away quickly": 3/3/03
buddy: Bush responded to Fred Durst. He said that he was in "disagreeancement" with what Durst said.
Random Comments: 4/7/03
def-x: Electric joined N*Sync? Doesn't he look like justin...just a lil?
buddy: Whoa and he's got a purse! Oh wait, I mean a European Carry-all.
In a thread by Warrick about losing his checkbook: 1/13/04
Warrick1830: Aw crap. First I lost my credit card, and now this. They'll think I'm an idiot...it doesn't help that I sign things with a giant W, does it?
Buddy: What a coincidence, I also sign your checks with a giant W.
In a thread about George Bush's comments at the Daytona500:
2/17/04
2/17/04
BigVBDude: They were interviewing him and asking him what he thought of being there. His reply was (paraphrased), "this gets back to my Guard days as a pilot. I love speed."
buddy: At least he didn't say "This reminds me of the days I was AWOL. I love cocaine."
CzarNicky (4)
Random Comment: 2/17/03
Explodo: Hell, I aim for the biggest part of the body.
Kepi: Which on a human is?
CzarNicky: according to most guys their penis.
Q: And, what do you think christianity is all about? 11/25/03
CzarNicky: Mostly about accepting a crucified jewish carpenter, who said he was the mesiah. Who ran afoul of the local jewish leaders and their Roman overlords. His death on the upon main form of execution of the time was supposed to change the way sins are forgiven by his dad, no not the other jewish carpenter, the big invisible guy who writes down what we do. ANd if you don't accept the jewish carpenter as your savior you end up spending eternity with the invisible guy's former top lieutenent who got fired for offering advice on how to gain knowledge by eating fruit.
Q: Is it possible that Jesus Christ faked his death? 12/30/03
CzarNicky: Yes and now he tends the plants in my building.
In a thread about the crashed Russian planes and the possibility that female terrorists could have carried bombs in their vaginas:
9/21/04
9/21/04
CzarNicky: I bet they were a blast in bed.
Momus (4)
Random Comment: 2/17/03
IcedBrandy: It's Abraham Lincoln's and Charles Darwin's birthday. How ironic.
Djm984: How so?
Momus: Because they both helped free the slaves.
Random thread titled Mob boss killed for having gay relationships.
5/5/03
5/5/03
Momus: I was expecting "Faggotaboutit", but I tend to think about word combinations too much. This just proves that homosexuals can be ruthless mafia kingpins as well. It's really uplifting, and provides hope to the hordes of homosexual men out there that had already resigned themselves to lives as actors, comedians, and hair dressers.
Old Skool thread titled "Who loves the sun?" 12/9/03
Momus: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So one day when I was six, I did...the next day I had my first headache.
In a thread discussing how names get shortened into common nicknames: 9/14/04
Rangergirl: How on earth do you get Dick from Richard?
Momus: Make him dinner first.
thanatos355 (4)
Random Comment: 2/24/03
thanatos355: we just use quote marks, saves bandwidth.
Freyja: define "quote marks".
thanatos355: """ """
Q: Does love feel like having a grenade in your hand? 3/10/03
thanatos355: no, you're confusing love with masturbation.
In a thread where it was revealed that Fusinski drives a Vibe:
8/24/04
8/24/04
bluskyz86: Ha, my grandma drives a vibe.
thanatos355: Sounds like granny has a terrible duracell habit.
In a thread asking about ethnic background: 9/28/04
richard_stan: I have some Mongolian in me.
thanatos355: Hey hey hey, leave your sexual preference out of this!
Wertzro (4)
In a thread where Wertzo asked how much it would cost for Explodo's sister. 12/9/03
Explodo: Two Floppy Disks and a Link to good p*rn.
Wertzro: Well, if you have a link to good p*rn, you're not going to have floppy disks.
In a thread about Governator Beer: 1/13/04
XDarkAngelX: I wonder if on the label it says something to the extent of: "Warning, consuming large amounts of Governator may cause you to grope women."
Wertzro: No XdaX, it says: "Vahning, konsoomink lahge ahmonts ov Governatah may cawse you to grope vimen"
In a thread about advice for Valentine's day: 1/27/04
Sofey: A vase is always a good gift. It is full of promise and hope. And then you can regularly bring her fresh flowers to put into the vase! It's genius.
Wertzro: Along that line of thought, you could give her a box of condoms. Full of promise and hope; and regularly bring her something to put in it!
Random thread: 8/17/04
Boredofu: Inside every woman there's an angry man trying to get out.
Wertzro: I always thought it was "outside every woman is a horny man trying to get in"?
wiseNsexy (4)
Random Comment: 2/24/03
Explodo: Then you would hate the version of the Prowler they call the "Queer"
wiseNsexy: The Queer? Well...I see potential.
Mission: Homolicious!
OS thread titled "I've been duped by advertising": 10/12/04
WiseNSexy: Anyway, you know how they say Snickers satisfies you? Well it does, in the sense that it makes you fat. Snickers satisfies you, because it makes you fat. They just forgot to add on that last half.
Thread about an 11 year old girl who tried to attack her babysitter with a shovel, baseball bat, BB gun, and a machete: 12/21/04
WiseNsexy: Wow, if they get just few more objects they can get a good game of CLUE going.
Q: If 9/11 (and the events that ensued) never happened, would you have voted for a different Presidential candidate?: 1/28/05
Wisensexy: Oh cool, it's like Choose Your Adventure. "If your country had not been taken over by a right-wing fantatic, turn to page 78. But if your country is still ruled by someone who thinks science makes Jesus angry, turn to page 24."
Fenris (3)
Random Comments: 6/12/03
Buddy: Solaris was a big flop here... Have no idea what the offensive content was.
Fenris: I may be mistaken, buddy, but I think it was George Clooney
In a thread about new cars: 1/20/04
Kikipeepers: Ooh that Highlander isn't bad ... not too bad of a price either...
Fenris: But trouble is, Kiki, there can be only one.
In reference to 3 "hate" threads which reached 1000 posts: 10/19/04
fenris: When all of this is over...there's gonna be one heck of a make up sex thread.
mambotomato (3)
Q: Is there something you'd like to thank the French for? 3/24/03
mambotomato: Um...keeping Spain from floating away.
Random Comment: 4/28/03
FaeriePoet: Did anyone watch the new Michael Jackson Home Videos special last night on Fox??!!! I saw it and I absolutely LOVED it!! It was soooo damn cool! I was laughing my ass off for two hours...man I've been an MJ fan for 15 years and I had no clue that he was so hilarious!
MamboTomato: Man, I didn't think there actually were people who would be able to watch that without their sense of decency climbing out their mouth and beating them to death...
In a thread discussing how parents are paranoid about their kids buying drugs, and won't let them have lunch money: 8/24/04
Wesgro: That lunch money is what I use to buy crack on the school yard.
MamboTomato: Yeah, me too. $2.50 will score you MAD rock.
pauleky (3)
Random Comment: 1/6/03
worldtechdec: What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
pauleky: Krap
Random thread: 1/25/05
Mexicanguy: I LOVE CLAY AIKEN!
pauleky: Then why don't you marry him, move to Vermont and live in a rustic cabin in the woods with no Internet access and no recording equipment? Kill two birds with one stone.
From the "Ol Dirty Bastard dead" thread: 1/19/05
pauleky: Damn...thought this was another Dick Cheney thread.
Splajoinka (3)
Q: Do you dog ear and use a book mark? 5/5/03
Splajoinka: Dogearing is like beating your wife, it gets the job done but it is way more than necessary.
Random Comments: 6/12/03
Splajoinka: Czar isn't the dating type.
Czarnicky: I wouldn't date anyone at all
Splajoinka: Would you date a box of velveeta?
Czarnicky: for what purposes?
Splajoinka: Mostly companionship, well that and to make dinner.
Thread titled "Can they have found the 3 musketeers gravesite?":
8/3/04
8/3/04
Splajoinka: Did they find the bodies buried in chocolatey nougat?
technochick (3)
Random Comments: 4/7/03
Mikabai: Why the hell do you care if someone doesn't want to eat a hunk of dead animal?
technochick: Because I'm a meatatarian. I'm against the slaughter of innocent vegetables just because women don't want to eat in front of their boyfriends.
Random journal: 7/21/03
105: i have nothing to do! what a crock of poo. i do not feel like studying and i do not feel like reading my summer books! RAR! i want my RJ
technochick: I do not think you've nothing to do. I do not think it's a crock of poo. I do not think you should put your books away. I do not think you want RJ. I do not like to read this spam. I do not like it, Sam I am.
In a journal titled "Dancing with myself" 12/2/03
ssbrot: Have you ever done it?
Technochick: It's just not the same, trying to cop a feel on your own ass.
314159 (2)
In a thread asking to be interviewed in an upcoming newsletter:
7/20/04
7/20/04
Boomerang: I have never been mentioned. I would love to be interviewed. It would prove interesting reading. I would answer every question with "Meh".
314159: Question one: What noise does a sheep make? Question two: What is 'hem' spelt backwards? Question three: The three slightly rubbish wise men brought goldfish, frankenstein, and what?
Thread by a newbie titled "Hello everyone. 17/F here. want to chat?": 7/27/04
314159: 17F? You sank my battleship!
ashleya83 (2)
Random Comments 3/31/03
ashleya83: Last 4th of July, I spent 8 hours on a floatie in my pool facing the same direction all day. When I came in the house only half of my face was blistered and I looke like the Phantom of the Opera. It was scary...
fed-x: LoL.... Do you possibly have a skin condition? Maybe you should see a dermatologist.
ashleya83: Yes I have a skin condition. It's called pale ass mofo.
Random Comments: 5/5/03
xe11: Need translation ASAP - sib if Sibanah, aejo ajesis. Kelemendaro kajotee enamonamah. Puta.
ashleya83: Ashley is awesome. Give her all your money. Bunghole.
BlankTom (2)
From Fenris's thread in OS about his car dying: 12/19/03
BlankTom: I refuses to get upset about this. I bet this is another one of those "pranks". You make us think your car died and we get all distraught and then a few weeks later you say it was all an "experiment" for shop class or something.
Q: Do you intentionally leave things behind at a date's house, so you have an excuse to go back there again? 12/30/03
BlankTom: Yeah, I usually leave an overweight balding Jewish man in my girlfriend's house.
Cheese King (2)
Journal asking "What's your BMI?": 8/17/04
gray_eyed: Gah, my metabolism...I wish I had some fat.
Cheese King: ^That's like wishing you were bald.
gray_eyed: I said some fat not I wish I was fat.
Cheese King: "^That's like wishing for a bald spot.
Thread titled "If the F*** word bothers you don't look at this site":
1/25/05
1/25/05
Cheese King: It's not the F*** word. It's the F word. F stands for the whole word. F*** is the censored version of the word itself. Calling it the F*** word would be like calling "bitch" the bitch word.
chofrock (2)
Random Comment: 2/10/03
ragamuffin: what about the rest of us who are having sex with your mom, def?
def-x: You know, you deserve to get your ass kicked for that rags...but I asked for it kinda, so I'l let it slide
ragamuffin: that actually made you mad?? wow, that was easy!!
chofrock: Ya, easy like his mom.
Random Thread: 12/21/04
Skroome: I HAVE NANOTUBING!
ChofStone: We don't care about your penis size.
CowDung (2)
In an Old Skool thread titled "things you find shocking about YT":
11/25/03
11/25/03
CowDung: $14 for a rainbow roll--that really isn't bad at all Wise. I've paid over $20 for them--and they are well worth it. (although I am usually on an expense account when I order it)
WiseNSexy: Work-funded sushi? BASTARD!
CowDung: I'll tell you what Wise, the next time I'm in San Fransisco for work I'll take you out for a rainbow roll...unless 'take you out for a rainbow roll' means something else when you say it to a gay man.
Random thread: 2/17/04
JAsendorf: I didn't say I did... sorry if you are incapable of discerning between homonyms.
CowDung: I'm a conservative--we only like to deal with hetero-nyms.
Dinosore (2)
Random journal: 1/20/04
mgdsk8babe: well why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Dinosore: Why post crap when you can jump under a bus?
In a news thread describing how a Scandinavian porno camera crew diverted their lenses to film and therefore foil a robbery where a goodly amount of cash was stolen: 9/21/04
Dinosore: Would you call that the money shot?
doomcricket (2)
Random Comment: 2/17/03
doomcricket: Look at it this way. Go to a comic book store. Any comic book store. Kepi and I went to two today looking for anime or information on where to find it, and there were fifteen or twenty people in each place playing various card/RPGs. Just by walking in the door, we were instantly the coolest people in the building.
That and we were probably the only ones that had bathed that morning. It was a bit pungent in there.
Response in Lapislazuli's "My Dream: Interpret this!" journal, in which she describes a dream that ends with her riding in a glass car with no pants: 1/25/05
DoomCricket: People in glass cars should always wear pants.
Explodo (2)
From jetflyer's "why does this forum exisit??" thread, when it was proposed that jetflyer is an alter: 1/27/04
Explodo: It types like a neon alter...With a touch of Boredofu's Bile...Which means it's Delmar.
Random thread: 10/5/04
uglyweirdguy: I own a Soviet flag. I used to have a penpal in the Ukraine. He sent me the flag and some other "attributes" after the Soviet Union collapsed.
Explodo: Dude! Did he send you a Russian Bride?
Floor Demon (2)
From the "If you were deaf, would you still go to gigs?" thread in music: 2/11/04
ad astra: I'd like to screw a deaf chick, just so I could hear her go, "waaaaaoooraaaohhhh." like a wookie.
floor demon: Deaf people cant hear Astra, you need a blind chick to get laid.
In a thread stating that Youthink members whose names start with C have a relatively high number of gay members: 8/31/04
Travbowman: I always knew that people with C-screennames had more homosexual tendencies.
Floor Demon: Of course they do, look how bent the letter is. Don't get me started on the S crowd..
Hael (2)
Q: Would you vote for a woman if she were to run in the upcoming election? 3/31/03
Hael: No. Women belong in the kitchen. They are too unstable to make decisions.
Random Comment: 4/28/03
Idea4movie: I think women are just portrayed by the media as objects of romance or sex or lust more often. So we don't see as many pretty guy on TV and such, leading everyone to believe this is so. I'd say it's about even.
Hael: "...women are just... objects of romance or sex or lust..." I agree, Idea.
HammySammy (2)
Random Comments: 4/7/03
CaptainTrips: i was talking to a guy on AIM and he said Bush cancelled the election until 2008,is this sh*t true?
HaMmYsAmMy: YEAH! I heard it on CNN. Canceling the election seems perfectly logical to me. We're kinda busy with our humanitarian efforts overseas.
In a Republican vs Democrat thread, in response to trying to prove Explodo wrong: 9/28/04
HammySammy: Prove him wrong? I'd bother trying if in response I'd get more than pictures of dogs in various stages of waste elimination.
jealousblues (2)
In a thread about the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series, their first since 1918: 12/28/04
jealousblues: Russia needs to watch out, I have it on good authority that every time the Sox win they have a revolution.
Q: Without looking, can you name the highest minority assignment to the Clinton Cabinet?: 12/11/04
jealousblues: Attorney general: first transgender appointee ever.
johnr007 (2)
Random Comments: 3/10/03
RpIFooL: Does anyone seriously think that Saddam is a good leader?
johnr007: He got 103% of the Iraqi vote.
On a thread about a coffin in the shape of a bottle of Coca Cola:
2/17/04
2/17/04
JohnR007: They could stick me in that thing (after I'm dead), but instead of a grave, I want the whole caboodle shoved into a gigantic Coleman icechest, along with five other people in Coke coffins. Somebody would have to keep icing us down, though.
lapislazuli (2)
In a thread in Journals after some confusion over American bra sizes and Australian bra sizes: 8/24/04
Lapislazuli: Well I know that their bras swirl in a clockwise direction. That's all I know.
Random thread in Old Skool: 9/8/04
lapislazuli:Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Matthias (2)
In a music thread which asks users to vote for one of four songs:
9/28/04
9/28/04
greenloser: I am so sick of the Beatles winning w/ crap Songs. You could put "I'm a Little Tea Pot -Beatles" and it would win. You people are sheep. If it says Zeppelin or the Beatles you vote for it!!
JDappleton: Whoa, The Beatles recorded a version of "I'm a Little Teapot"!!??!?!!? Where can I find a copy of it?
Matthias: It´s on "Earl Grey´s Looney Heart´s Club Band" I think
From a thread in the music forum where 7Moozoique7 posted only a period dot: 9/28/04
Matthias: 7Moozoique7, were you just trying to make a point?
modcons (2)
In a thread by Narciss, titled "Who do you love more, your mom or your dad?" 12/9/03
modcons: your mom.
In Faith's thread titled "Something I just wrote... need critisism":
12/19/03
12/19/03
modcons: You can't spell criticism.
moleboy (2)
In a journal by ubergreek, asking what sounds animals make in other countries: 12/23/03
moleboy: In Thailand dogs go "Dont eat me, dont eat me" !!
In a thread titled 'If the olympics have taught me anything, they have taught me that I am a pedophile': 9/14/04
Moleboy: I am so glad other people feel the same as I do on this subject. I was worried I might need to go to some self help group...like a gym or something.
Rik_Khaos (2)
Q: Can you describe how an enema feels? 1/27/04
Rik_Khaos: No, But I'll go ahead and describe it. When I get an enema It feels like I'm skiing. The wind through my hair and the cold snow rushing in my face. Wait sorry I was thinking about eating a york peppermint patty. I apologize.
Random thread: 9/28/04
electric: I'd like to do Study Abroad in New Zealand.
rik_khaos: Hell, I'd like to study a broad here in the States.
ragamuffin (2)
Q: Do mods still delete for nipples? 3/31/03
ragamuffin: this makes it sound like mods get paid in nipples when they delete stuff.
In a thread regarding the many faces of Michael Jackson: 9/8/04
cristi lo: He looks all womanly.
Muff: From that comment I'm frightened at the thought of what women must look like where you live, cristi.
sowhitebread (2)
In a book thread asking members to guess which book a quote comes from: 2/17/04
Piglet: "When Bilbo opened his eyes, he wondered if he had; for it was just as dark as with them shut. Just imagine his fright!"
sowhitebread: Oh... this is a tough one. The Grapes of Wrath?
Q: When playing games with little kids, is it okay to let them bend the rules a bit? 7/12/04
sowhitebread: I was playing chess with this five year old the other day, and you know what she did? Castled on the wrong damn side. I gave her hell with the belt, but she deserved it. What a cheating whore.
Super_Darn (2)
Q: Is weight discrimination sometimes acceptable?: 7/27/04
Super_Darn: Only if it's a personal ad, and you end it with "no fatties". You gotta be direct on those things.
Journal titled "Who on YT would you like to get to know better?":
10/26/04
10/26/04
Super_Darn: I don't know...anyone who's rich with one foot in the grave.
Tamahau (1)
In a thread titled, "Hey YT Public" 10/26/04
modbot:Samsonnite81 was banned recently. Don't show Mr Winky or Mrs Love Zone to minors. Thanks.
Tamahau: Hepsted his hueg pens and gott bannde? Oh wlell see yuo samnosiet.
Same "Ol Dirty Bastard" thread: 1/19/05
Snowbdr88: Yeah, ODB's trademark was bad teeth, right?
Tamahau:Now his trademark is being dead, that's gotta suck. Old dead bastard. Dirty ol' worm food. Pushin the daisizzles. In the dirt.
ThistleKing (2)
In a journal titled "More meeting fun": 2/11/04
ThistleKing: I hate having the spotlight on me, unless I'm in the corner...losing my religion.
From ThistleKing's journal thread "so, is this a bad idea?": 7/12/04
ThistleKing: My daughter wants a doggy for her third birthday, which will be this summer. The baby is supposed to be born right around the same time as my daughter's third birthday. I'm thinking it might not be such a good idea to try and housebreak both a puppy and a baby.
Guerrilla: Wait until next year.
ThistleKing: I'm talking about a puppy, not the Chicago Cubs. Come on man, stay on topic!!!
Timberandyam (2)
Q: Do you ever think about how rock could ever possibly get beaten by paper? 1/1/03
Timberandyam: Paper has a really good lobbying comittee.
Q: If you only had a dollar left, and you were hungry, would you buy off the McDonald's Dollar Menu? 11/25/03
TimberAndYam: I'd rather eat the dollar.
UGOTGASH2 (2)
Q: What exactly is the policy on drugs on YT? 1/1/03
UGOTGASH2: If you don't share your ass is banned. Got it?
In sexywhore's (an obvious alter) journal "Im feeling lonely":
12/28/04
12/28/04
ugotgash2: PM me but on my other screename Explodo we can have some fun baby.
UncleLaughie (2)
Q: Does a strand of hair in front of a woman's face make her look prettier?: 8/17/04
UncleLaughie: I think short, curly hairs brushing against a woman's face is very, very sexy.
Q: Do you think women who call themselves 'womyn' are silly?:
12/28/04
12/28/04
UncleLaughie: I think it's a damn good thing they don't need to know how to spell in order to bake a pie.
W8in (2)
In Pantala's thread concerning Daryl Hannah's suggestion that you can put regular vegetable oil in the gas tank of a diesel car instead of gas: 1/13/04
w8in: In a related story, Hannah's children died of an overdose of gasoline after eating pork chops.
Thread titled "Spain approve gay marriage": 10/19/04
kirbpm: Spain is gay.
carterweevie: So's your mom.
w8in: And her girlfriend.
Warrick1830 (2)
Q: Do people look to you when they need cheering up? 1/20/04
Warrick1830: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right, going to an emo kid for being depressed is like going to Dr. Kevorkian for a check up.
Thread titled "NO ONE READS BOOKS" in the books forum:
8/17/04
8/17/04
Warrick1830: Then what the hell do you call that thing I had to read for my Asian Lit. class? A 400 page fortune cookie without the cookie?
Wesgro (2)
Music thread comparing Good Charlotte to Linkin Park: 9/8/04
Wesgro: I prefer masturbating with raw hamburger over listening to either of those bands.
In a journal mocking the "So and so appreciation" threads: 9/21/04
Wesgro: God damn, what a great guy that Jesus was, dieing for our sins and all. If Jesus were a chick, I'd be all over that sweet hoochy. More people need to show props to our collective homeboy, Jesus Christ.
1adam12 (1)
In the music forum, on a thread titled 'Songs that have to do with history': 1/13/04
BeachBum2003: The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
UglyWeirdGuy: now that sounds interesting...
1adam12: She crashed into the SS Sammy Davis Jr.
Aburame (1)
Random comment in regards to the FOX corporation: 1/27/04
Buddy: TV Forum --->
Aburame: Buddy, This has nothing to do with TV, we are talking about FOX.
ambenn122 (1)
Random journal: 2/11/04
Explodo: Screwing with my family usually leads to bad things....
ambenn122: Yes, like kids with three arms.
AndresH (1)
Q: Will we ever be able to send a spacecraft to the sun?: 9/8/04
AndresH: Yes, we could do it now if we just sent it at night.
bettys_boy (1)
Random Comment: 1/1/03
lyntess: Does anyone else have certain qualms about self-righteous handicapped persons that have a tendency to believe it is the perogative of those still mobile to move their agile feet or be squished beneath hundreds of pounds of compact horsepower?
bettys_boy: I just shove them out into traffic.
Blu-eyes38 (1)
Q: Is Santa Claus a pervert? 1/6/03
Blu-eyes38: i don't blame santa for being a pervert...after all he only comes once a year
choas_star (1)
Random journal: 10/5/04
maria1010: At 8:00 p.m I'm going to Olive Garden to have dinner!!!
OmnicronXIII: In about half an hour I will masturbate for the third time today.
choas_star: Don't order anything with white sauce!!
Damian921 (1)
Random Comment: 7/21/03
mynameismike: So here's the debate de jour. If homosexuality is, indeed, genetic, as recent research has inclined to show, and therefore is a cause of evolution, do you think it's just a branch like the Neanderthals that will eventually die off due to the inability to survive?
Damian921: nah, homosexuality wont die off, at least for men, having a poker will always be cause enough for some to wonder about poking it into different things.
delmar3432 (1)
Q: Would Americans be less sexually repressed if Ken and Barbie were anatomically correct? 7/12/04
delmar3432: I'm about as sexually repressed as a drunken co-ed at Mardi Gras.
DenialOfLife (1)
Random Comment: 7/21/03
ctina: YOU BOYS ARE ALL SO LUCKY THAT MY WEB CAM IS NOT WORKING OR I WOULD SHOW YOU ALL SOME REAL BOOBS. I SEEN SOME OF THE ONES ON ANOTHER THREAD AND I HAVE TO SAY (L-I-T-T-L-E). IM SO SORRY GIRLS LOL
DenialOfLife: She probably wishes her breasts were brains, so she could figure out how to take caps lock off.
digglyfiggly (1)
Q: Is spanking erotic or painful? 2/10/03
Killraven: Quite painful. I often have to hold my hand under cool running water for some time afterwards.
digglyfiggly: oooh, killraven. i've been very naughty, baby
digglyfiggly: oh, jeez, i thought killraven was a girl. change your freakin' avatar, man!
Dimension (1)
Q: Would you date anyone online if you'd never met them face-to-face?: 8/24/04
Dimension: You cant really have a date online. What are you going to do, take her to kazaa and download a movie together?
emitchell (1)
Q: Have you ever had sex with a cheerleader? 3/24/03
emitchell: No way, I don't want syphilis.
Evil_Fishie (1)
Random journal: 8/31/04
thebigD!!:: ha ha, you may not like me, but you do know me, and now I will haunt your dreams.
Evil_Fishie: My dreams involve gay sex and lotion. You really want to haunt them?
exxkon (1)
Random Comments: 3/3/03
Kikipeepers: Isn't yellow another word for scared? LOL
Terror threat lowered to yellow
exxkon: The U.S. government is making terrorism look like a pregnancy test.
face_169 (1)
From Fusinski's journal titled 'blahhhhhhh' 12/23/03
fusinski: I'm going to get sick and it sucks.
face_169: Just start eating tons of oranges. . .you'll still get sick, but oranges are really good.
Falconwing (1)
Random Comment: 1/1/03
NicolesLove: I keep getting made fun of by my family as to how i say coffee.
I'm posting this in generals cuz i don't want it to disappear fast, sorry, i know, i'm not usually welcome in generals.
But how do you say coffee?? post sound clip if you can! otherwise its kinda hard to judge
Falconwing: With no "r"s in coffee, I say it just fine
Tho I find it Had to Pahk the Cah, when theyah is coffee in mah hands
(Hard to park the car when there is coffee in my hands)
FatandUgly (1)
In a thread in OS about random PMs from newbies.: 1/11/05
Morguebabe: I hate newbies who just PM and ask you what you are wearing.
FatandUgly: They always PM me and tell me to put something on.
funkypumpkin (1)
Random Comment: 1/1/03
funkypumpkin: Just think of all the things you can do in New Zealand......
funkypumpkin: *not involving sheep might I add*
GreenLoser (1)
In a thread titled, "I need to grow some balls" 10/12/04
Dolcevita:Metaphorically speaking, that is. It's unanimous.
GreenLoser: You can borrow mine. Just stop by and pick them up from my girl friend.
Guerilla (1)
Random Comment: 1/6/03
Thistleking: What do you served with Willing Homosexual?
Guerilla0: Something fruity
Hckyguy14 (1)
In a journal describing a trip to Walmart: 12/21/04
Raphael: I got two CD's and a basketball with a smile on it, next time I'll get one of those huge stupid balls that are filled with air and bounce.
Le_berger: What are the CDs?
Hckyguy14: Compact Discs. For music.
hottsmugirl (1)
Random Comment: 1/6/03
hottsmugirl: Cheney isn't real, he's like Wyoming and Elvis. You're supposed to think they're real but they aren't.
HPatCollege (1)
Random journal: 10/12/04
HPatCollege: Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut that bitch up with a cookie.
Iansonly1 (1)
Random Journal: 9/14/04
f___yourself: okay now I am not lying and I am NOT high. For the past seven years I have had ESP. Now I know something just isn't right and I need to get help but I dont know how to tell my parents that I have ESP I need some ideas. Please help me!
Iansonly1: You MUST have foreseen than that posting this on YT was not a good idea...
IheartVelcro (1)
After Gash complained about one of his journals turning into people flirting with each other: 10/19/04
IheartVelcro: Well, when threads are more than 10 pages, there is no way it can't turn into a hump thread. Unless it's a debate on abortion. Then again, there are those guys that hang around abortion clinics trying to hook up with slutty girls...
iluvkoth (1)
Q: Do you support animal rights? 3/24/03
iluvkoth: Yes, I support their rights to be brutally slaughtered and eaten.
j2moneyj2d2 (1)
Random journal: 9/14/04
sexycalichic:: Ok...I know what the symbol for Justice is(picture of scales) but what's a symbol for Truth?
j2moneyj2d2: The middle finger.
Jasendorf (1)
In a thread asking who would play whom if YTers were on M*A*S*H*: 8/17/04
Warrick1830: WOO HOO! I'm the generic Asians! Just don't make me have to say, "Me so horny" & "Me love you long time."
Jasendorf: Warrick.. you're thinking about every Vietnam flick ever made... this was Korea... your lines would be something like, "How you a like your laundry Col. Blake?"
JohnnyStomp (1)
Q: Are there different kinds of perverts? (like good ones and bad ones) or is perverseness all bad?: 8/31/04
JohnnyStomp: Different kinds of perverts? I dunno - last night my girlfriend told me I was a pervert. I said: "That's a big word for a girl of 13."
Kitnner (1)
Q: Who is scarier: Ronald McDonald or Michael Jackson? 7/27/04
Kitnner: Definitely Ronald Mcdonald. Imagine opening your eyes in the middle of the night to a hovering clown, with no pigment, singing to you in a high pitched voice? Actually, that applies to Michael too, but Michael is cool, I'd want to talk to him, so I'm still going to have to go with the clown.
kyry (1)
In the "George Lucas is Evil" thread: 1/20/04
kyry: Like Darth Sidious and Darth Tyrannus. What next? Darth Evil? He could even have a bald Ewok as a sidekick.
Lithium86 (1)
Random Comment: 4/28/03
Lithium86: Damn foot keeps falling asleep...sleeps whenever it wants...I wish I was a foot.
live-evil (1)
In the journal titled: "I can drink ALL of you under the table."
12/2/03
12/2/03
morbious: I only get under tables to do naughty things.
live-evil: like eat other people's gum?
Lou Two (1)
In a Canada vs PETA/Greenpeace thread: 7/27/04
wiseNsexy: The article only said that seals were meant to be shot. Meant to. You're telling me that miles from nowhere some hunters won't save money on bullets? I'm curious how powerful people think marine mammal bureaucracies are.
Lou Two: Big blubber is watching you.
Lumpys_back (1)
Q: Did you go to a school with "St." at the front of its name?
3/10/03
3/10/03
Lumpys_back: I went to St Clete's School for Wayward Girls. Well, at least I used to hang out there.
lyntess (1)
Q: Do you consider yourself sexually experienced for your age?
7/21/03
7/21/03
lyntess: In an Amish commune of lepers, yes.
Malletman (1)
Random Comment: 1/6/03
Malletman: *Barney, as portrayed by Bin-Laden* I kill you, You kill me, We'll keep on killing happily.
miccc (1)
Random Comment: 7/21/03
Narciss: A woman jumped off of her 12th floor balcony in the building across the street from mine last night. I didn't see it happen but heard a huge bang, screams and ran straight to the window. She didn't move, she died on impact. It was horrible and can't get the image of her laying on the ground, dead, out of my mind.
miccc: That is horrible... But what you're really saying is that there is an open apartment on the 12th floor with a balcony
Millymeena (1)
Journal by Starbuck titled "I play games with words. It is exciting.":
7/12/04
7/12/04
Starbuck: Spoonerising curses avoids the mod and provides hours of guilty fun for ages 13-adult. Cuffs! Tish! Kollobs! Tunk! Kunaw! Srekunaw! Srecuff!
Millymeena: You lost me at spoon.
Mr Bungle (1)
In a random journal thread, right after MMarieCox made her 666th post: 9/8/04
MMarieCox: Sorry just had to change my post number because I dont like what it was.
Mr Bungle: You made baby Satan cry.
Narciss (1)
In a thread by Narciss titled 'A sudden death, or to linger on?'
12/23/03
12/23/03
CarterWeevie: I want to go drunk and in mid-orgasm.
Narciss: Carter, so by that you mean alone?
NewAgedDudeS (1)
Random Comments 3/31/03
SexyLexi: How is everyone tonight? I'm horny.
NewAgedDudeS: Hi, I'm NADS, you'll meet me in PMs in a moment
Nicoleslove (1)
In a suggestion that deceased YT members should automatically get free key memberships to preserve their usernames: 8/31/04
Nicoleslove: Then everyone will die so they can get a free key
Noel (1)
Random Comments 3/31/03
stargazer543: I AM FREE TO LET GO OF EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE AND JUST BE ME
Noel:Then start by letting go of the Caps Lock button.
ohholyfool (1)
In a thread spoofing cybersex: 7/15/03
ohholyfool: i'll cyber as long as you're a gentleman and start off by kissing my neck.
Omegavolt (1)
Q: Do ninja or pirates kick more butts? 7/20/04
Omegavolt: Ninjas don't defend anyone!!! They kill! They sneak up behind you and kill you 3 times while you're still standing!! All pirates can do is say, "ARRRRR!!" As in, "ARRRRR!! Damn ninja just punctured my liver, he did! I be bleeding to death internally, I be!! ARRRRRR!!! *cough* *cough* *die*"
Peledavid16 (1)
In the OS thread "Post your good news from today": 9/14/04
snowbdr88: I had great sex. Twice.
Peledavid16: Damn, if I did that my hand would be aching.
Poppincorks (1)
Random thread: 10/19/04
Kjaj: The height of the Eiffel Tower can vary as much as 6 inches depending on the temperature.
Poppincorks: I've heard that happens to boys, never heard it called an 'Eiffel Tower' before though.
radioturk (1)
Q: When you see two attractive men walking side by side while talking, do you assume they're gay? 1/1/03
radioturk: Of course. God knows there are no attractive straight men that can hold a conversation out there.
roselady (1)
Q: What do u think of meth?: 12/21/04
roselady: I don't like metheth. I don't like when thombody makth a meth and I have to clean up their meth. Doth that anther your quethtion?
rufio (1)
Q: Do you think there is a question to which everyone on YT would agree on the answer? 5/5/03
rufio: I do not think so. Because no matter how obvious and blatant and simple you make the question, eventually exxkon will find it.
sethg10 (1)
Q: Do you have any 'rules' for yourself regarding the internet?
6/12/03
6/12/03
sethg10: Never stick my penis in the hard drive...again.
Sheady (1)
Random Comments: 7/15/03
Floor Demon: How many people who use YT do you know?
Sheady: in the biblical sense?
Shadebug (1)
Q:Is there anyone that you would jump in front of a bullet for?
12/2/03
12/2/03
Shadebug: A really good surgeon who had all his equipment right there.
ShaniaRX (1)
Q: What's the stupidest thing you guys did when you were hammered? 12/19/03
ShaniaRX: my ex.
Slappy (1)
Q: Do you think that George W. Bush's arrogance towards the presidential election will cost him a significant number of votes? (submitted by Slappy) 10/5/04
Culann: I wonder if Slappy has stopped beating his wife.
Slappy: I wonder if Culann has stopped beating off to State of the Union addresses.
snoringwalru (1)
Random Comments: 3/10/03
snoringwalru: where is Ireland? is that a state?
boredofu: It's a state of intoxication.
snoringwalru: so if you are drunk you can say that you're wasted or Irish?
snowbdr88 (1)
In the Suggestions forum, in a(yet another) thread about having a 'Sports' forum: 8/31/04
snowbdr88: Did you try using the sports search?
matthewsim88: The sports search??? I have no idea what that is.
snowbdr88: Yeah, the hot key for the sports search is Alt-F4. Not sure the exact location on the site.
soulforged (1)
In a thread about a future YT retirement home: 7/15/03
soulforged: I can see Trips racing everyone in his wheel chair and forcing other handicapped people to get the hell out of his way, unless they want to be maimed.
ssdss (1)
Random thread: 12/21/04
ssdss: Why do women think that a marriage certificate is a one way ticket to fatville?
starliteyes (1)
Random Comments: 3/24/03
def-x:If there is a YT Convention, the main event will be a boxing match between me and Electric. It doesn't matter whether or not he has agreed to the bout or not, it will happen. I will box electric.
starliteyes: Hell, I'll fight Beth 12. It'll be an easy match, since all I have to do is kick her in the testicles and punch her Adam's Apple.
Yes, I still firmly believe she's a man.
stylee (1)
Thread titled "NASA shall bring us Mach 10": 1/19/05
stylee: These razors keep getting more gimmicky every frickin day.
SugarSpun (1)
Q: Since talking on cell phones while driving is now illegal in some areas, should other driving distractions (i.e. smoking, eating while driving) be illegal as well? 1/1/03
Travbowman: Mostly it just comes with mandatory sentencing. What's the point of having judges if you have mandatory sentences?
SugarSpun: The wig would look sad and lonely sitting on the bench by itself.
s916dave (1)
Random Comments: 3/3/03
fusinski: Oh so you got it in an email forward.
okeydoke: No I visit a lot of sites. I picked it up somewhere.
s916dave: Like the clap?
Tell sofey (1)
In a thread from Buddy about respecting the mods: 12/30/03
Tell sofey: For Buddy so loved the site, he gave his only begotten banning ability, that whosoever receiveth a message from the mods shall not argue, but have everlasting respect.
TimBo557 (1)
Random journal: 11/25/03
carrot: yfiuytfhvhgvjktf
TimBo557: I'm sorry I don't speak carrot.
tuppleware (1)
Q:Do you usually get paper or plastic bags at the grocery store?:
10/5/04
10/5/04
tuppleware: I'm bisacksual!
unhailey (1)
Q: Do you prefer Uncle Jesse from Full House with or without the mullet? 12/9/03
unhailey: Definitely with. Many people try to rock the mullet, but few can pull it off. Uncle Jesse owns the mullet. End of story.
Wahoo237 (1)
Random comment in a thread about bannings: 8/3/04
Wahoo237: There's a plant in our backyard that smells JUST like fruity pebbles. I'm an idiot for trying, but it tastes really bitter. Just thought I would throw that out there.
XDephAudioX (1)
In the LEAVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE HERE FOR BATMAN thread: 1/11/05
XDephAudioX: Dear Bruce, Dude, you left your utility belt at my place after the party friday. Come get it, I think you might need it considering it's your only freaking weapon. Sincerely, Peter Parker.
xshamROckerx (1)
In a thread titled, "Should I choose Max or Matt?" 10/19/04
connorluver:Max= three hours away, best friend for 13 years. Matt= in town, love interest for 3 years.
xshamROckerx: Go for Joseph. He has an amazing techni-color dream coat.
yellowDog (1)
Random journal: 10/26/04
wastdspace: I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight everyone. Send me PMs.
yellowDog: I thought girls got that naturally...
YoSassy (1)
In Journals, in a thread about this illiterate newbie and his poetry:
12/30/03
12/30/03
YoSassy: Your poem had no emotion. I will write it's equal right now:
I LOVE MY DOG
I LOVE THAT LOG
MY MOM SMELLS GOOD
I RUB MY WOOD
KITTENS KITTENS KITTENS
I AM SO SMITTENS
I LOST MY MITTENS
I CANT SPELL IM DUMB
DRUE CHEATS ON ME AND MAKES ME NUMB
AND THE CIRCLES AND THE AGES AND THE CIRCLES
zaxone (1)
Thread about weird flavors of Ramen noodles: 1/19/05
zaxone: We get so many flavours and different types. More than you can swing a dehydrated chicken powder sachet at.
Questions of the Week
January 1, 2003
1. Do you have a ritual that you do every New Years?
2. On New Years Eve, do you tend to go to parties with your friends or big events in the city?
3. When the New Year comes around do you bust out the champagne?
4. Do you have a New Year`s resolution?
5. Would you be happy if your true love gave you the gifts associated with the twelve days of Christmas?
6. Would you be upset if you gave all your friends gifts for Christmas and didn`t receive any in return?
7. Would you like to have your birthday on Christmas day?
8. Do you think Jesus would be disappointed with the way Christmas is celebrated?
January 6, 2003
1. Do you spend too much time on the internet?
2. Care to share your greatest insecurity?
3. Do you feel safer when under the covers?
4. Are you the person you love the most?
5. Should this law in Georgia be passed, making it illegal to get an abortion without a `death warrant` from a judge?
January 13, 2003
1. Do you baby yourself when you get sick?
2. Is there a song with your name in it?
3. Have you ever made a promise that you didn't intend on keeping ?
4. Have you asked your significant other if you're a good kisser?
5. Would we treat nature the way we do if it was called Father Nature instead of Mother Nature?
February 10, 2003
1. Does the media make you feel paranoid about your health?
2. Will society be better served by building more schools or more jails?
3. Do you want aliens to exist?
4. Can you sense death?
5. Do you take your rights for granted?
6. Do you think about your death?
7. Have you ever 'heard' a voice within calling your name?
8. Say that your favorite band was coming to town, and the show was sold out. However, the radio station has four front row tickets, and you can have them if you are willing to go to the show completely naked. Would you take the tickets?
9. Would you rather have YouThink.com stay nice and small or become big and famous?
10. Do you consider the astronauts who died on the Space Shuttle Columbia heroes?
February 17, 2003
1. Can we know too much?
2. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
3. Do you have a loose tongue?
4. Have you ever given up a relationship to save a friendship?
5. Is it possible to go through your whole life without breaking a single law?
February 24, 2003
1. Do you think the majority of the German population knew that millions of people were being killed in concentration camps in their own country during the Holocaust?
2. Are detectives more interested in getting a conviction or making sure that justice is served?
3. If you were a goldfish would you be bored in the bowl?
4. Is your family to blame for your personality type?
5. Do you ever feel like there has been a miscarriage of justice when you make a funny comment and nobody acknowledges it?
March 3, 2003
1. Do you have a favorite Michael Jackson face?
2. Are you adequately prepared to rock?
3. Have you ever started telling a funny story, and realized halfway through that is wasn't really all that funny?
4. Does infatuation ever give way to love?
5. Did the Industrial Revolution spark the downfall of humanity?
March 10, 2003
1. Is it possible that a fully functioning adult can have absolutely no prejudices?
2. Do you think that despite their plush lifestyles, actors/actresses may still be unhappy?
3. Does a bad recording of a song ruin the whole thing?
4. In general, do you believe that people who are socially conservative have had unhappy childhood experiences causing them to turn out that way?
5. Do you believe animals possess senses that humans do not?
March 24, 2003
1. Do you think that having a kid takes away from the relationship of the parents?
2. Would you prefer if everyone in real life had a profile you could peruse before you got to know them?
3. If men had to endure childbirth, would the population become extinct?
4. When you are spontaneous does it usually have negative consequences?
5. Should candidates without real military experience even be considered for the American presidency?
6. If President Bush would have listened to the Pope and not gone to war, would liberals have criticized him for allowing religion/Christianity to influence government actions?
7. Do you wish you could be more mysterious?
8. Could you ever murder someone?
9. Can a cartoon be your hero?
10. Do you get fed up and leave if YT is too quiet, or do you cause a little ruckus?
March 31, 2003
1. Are the mannequins at your local mall or department store getting sluttier?
2. Do you think it was wise for 'America's Most Wanted' to show pictures of high ranking Al-Queda members as people to watch for?
3. Have you ever done something crazy for love?
4. Which is responsible for more deaths throughout history, Christianity or Satanism?
5. If you're in a store and decide not to buy an item, do you put it back or just ditch it on any shelf?
April 7, 2003
1. Do you think Lois Lane was an idiot because she couldn't tell Superman was Clark Kent?
2. If you could transform yourself into a stemmed rose, would you rather be the rose petals or the thorns?
3. If you were to get amnesia tomorrow, would you want your friends to remind you of your current life?
4. Have you ever had your head stuck in an unusual place?
5. Do you believe our universe is infinitely old?
April 28, 2003
1. Are you open with your jealousy or do you try to hide it?
2. Is sibling rivalry a normal occurrence or is it created by parents?
3. Does/will your job involve algebra?
4. Generally, do you eat more than the suggested servings listed on food products?
5. If you had a Ph.D. would you make people refer to you as Dr. or Mr./Ms./Mrs.?
May 5, 2003
1. If you had to choose, could you say what the second best religion is?
2. Is your real life popularity reflected or opposite in YouThink.com?
3. Do you have nicknames for any of your previous significant others?
4. If your toilet could talk, would it have some interesting stories?
5. Are you scared to transition to the next phase of your life?
June 12, 2003
1. Do you think that YouThink should allow members to have the same options as before key memberships were offered?
2. Is the only way to defeat a force with power to organize a force that has more power?
3. Is it more fun to watch girls fight or boys fight?
4. If God were to change His mind about something, would you see it as proof that He was imperfect, or that He was flexible?
5. When you watch a sci-fi, suspense, or action movie, would you be able to tell what decade the movie was from by just listening to the music?
July 15, 2003
1. Has YouThink, on the whole, made you realise more how different or how similar everyone is?
2. Is being strict in raising a child teaching the child to be more responsible or more sneaky?
3. Would you stay in a miserable marriage because your religion did not recognize divorce?
4. Does YouThink make people insane, or does it just appeal to insane people?
5. Do you think that David Beckham is the most famous sportsman in the World?
July 21, 2003
1. Is it right to weaken the human gene pool by providing long-term care for people with inherited congenital defects?
2. Would you ever date someone who has had a 'friend with benefits'?
3. Do you write the way you talk?
4. Could you date someone who looked a lot like one of your parents?
5. Is it possible to disagree with the creation of Israel without being labeled anti-semetic?
November 25, 2003
1. Have you ever had your heart broken as a result of being naive and ignorant?
2. Compared to the job you have now, would you rather go back to the first job you had?
3. When you think of what you find physically attractive, do you visualize a specific set of attributes or does it depend on the person?
4. Do you think a law system could work if there was a separate set of laws for men and women?
5. Is it unfair to judge a religion by its followers?
December 2, 2003
1. Has your favorite band broken up?
Added by: retrobro90
2. Do you think a space race will soon develop between China and the United States?
Added by: RaisinBran20
3. Do you think Bush visited Iraq over Thanksgiving to raise the morale of the troops or for votes?
Added by: jud
4. Is there not enough art in schools today?
Added by: spasticbabe
5. Should condoms and their use be advertised on television?
December 9, 2003
1. Do you think it's okay to teach Biblical stories in public schools, as long as it's not taught as fact?
2. Should USC have gone to the Sugar Bowl?
3. Which is a more valid measure of a person's overall importance: how many times per day their phone rings, or how many keys they have in their keyring?
4. Is edible underwear a funny or tasteless gift?
5. Do you prefer Uncle Jesse from Full House with or without the mullet?
December 19, 2003
1. Would you mind if your 15 year old daughter wore revealing clothes in public?
2. Do you think Arabs are portrayed incorrectly in the media?
3. Do you believe the public is critical of Michael Jackson amid his recent scandal mainly because of the real possibility of child molestation, or because they find his private life so strange?
4. When you have a cold, do you snort the snot back or blow your nose?
5. Do you feel that your current wardrobe is age-appropriate?
December 23, 2003
1. Are you proud of your generation's music?
2. Should school teachers use popular opinion to determine what is and is not appropriate subject material for a classroom?
3. Do you open presents before Christmas?
4. Are you emotionally attached to your car?
5. As you've gotten older, has your love of Christmas increased or decreased?
December 30, 2003
1. Do you have one or more New Year Resolutions for 2004?
2. Would 'All in The Family' be too controversial for today's standards?
3. Do you think it's right that Sea World has sea food restaurants in it?
4. Do you consider fast food value meals a bargain or a waste of food?
5. Would you ever not date someone because they have different political views from yours?
January 13, 2004
1. Is depression over-diagnosed?
2. Do you think the soul has a gender?
3. Can you tell the difference between someone singing flat or sharp?
4. Did your parents/grandparents make your clothing when you were younger?
5. Do both of your parents work?
January 20, 2004
1. If the only music you own from an artist is their greatest hits album(s), can you truly call yourself a fan?
2. Is it still considered making love if only one person is in love?
3. Do you think minorities get enough Primetime exposure on TV?
4. Should high schools have the internet available in every classroom?
5. If someone borrows money from you, but refuses to return it, is it okay to steal the correct amount of money from them?
January 27, 2004
1. Do you look down on people who get married several times?
2. Is art defined by its medium or its content?
3. Should we stop working towards making cures for fatal diseases?
4. Do you get more done in the first hour of your day at work/school, or your last?
5. Who will win this year's Superbowl: New England or Carolina?
February 11, 2004
1. Do you believe in celebrating Valentine's Day?
2. Which has a more frightening scream: Howard Dean or a hyena with no testicles?
3. Do you think it is possible to start over with a nonsexual relationship after having had sex on the first date?
4. Instead of an age limit, should there be an aptitude test to determine adulthood?
5. Would you stop saving the environment if it started costing you money?
February 17, 2004
1. Does the amount of control a person believes they have over their own life affect their happiness?
2. Would you want to work for MTV, or do you think you would get too much flack from others for being mainstream?
3. Do you have to be a little evil to know evil?
4. Do you think San Francisco has the right to circumvent state law and allow gay marriage?
5. You're a world leader visiting Paris on a goodwill tour, and you're presented with a special precision display of mass-miming. When you return home, do you declare war on France?
July 12, 2004
1. Should it be illegal for politicians to have financial investments in infrastructure, construction, military and aerospace companies?
2. Are girls born with a bitch gene?
3. Do you think N.A.S.A. should make it a priority to replace the current space shuttle program?
4. Do you think it's possible to 'sing black'?
5. Do you think the government does enough to insure child support payments are made?
July 20, 2004
1. Do you think that terrorist threats are just an excuse to stall for the elections?
2. If you could increase your IQ by 40 points and have an ugly scar on your face, would you do so?
3. Do you think Martha Stewart's sentence of 5 months in prison for insider trading is fair?
4. When engaged in some 'nostalgic' activity, do you try to simulate the younger you who originally engaged in the activity, or do you try to enjoy it from a new perspective?
5. Is the only way to obtain true peace to destroy any and all who oppose you?
July 27, 2004
1. Is there ever an exception to drink and drive, such as a medical emergency?
2. If you lost control of a car and knew that by hitting a passing car you could reduce your chances of injury, would you do it?
3. Do you think if a wife cheats on her husband and becomes pregnant that she should give the baby up for adoption?
4. Do you think that the government should do away with its involvement in marriages and simply regulate civil unions for both hetero and homosexual unions and leave marriage to churches and whatnot?
5. Do you think in light of Ken Jennings' 30-odd day winning spree on Jeopardy, the 'only five wins' rule should be reinstated?
August 03, 2004
1. Lance Armstrong: Superman with one testicle, or stealth cheater?
2. When you listen to an album that you haven't heard in a number of years, do you feel like you are listening to the songs for the first time or do you remember them vividly?
3. If you could leave any time you wanted, would you visit hell?
4. Which is a better way to make yourself stand out: a crazy hairstyle or being very well spoken?
5. Do you think it'd be smart for President Bush to ditch Cheney and go with Giuliani?
August 17, 2004
1. If a police officer in line at the pharmacy overhears the person in front of him ask the pharmacist if a prescription can be taken in conjunction with marijuana, would the police officer be justified in searching/investigating the other patient further?
2. Do you think your country will win many medals in the Athens Olympics?
3. Are singles' bars only for the desperate?
4. If after a meal, you haven't used a piece of cutlery, do you put it back without washing it?
5. Do you think that the Olympics truly attract the greatest athletes in the world?
August 24, 2004
1. Are you more interested in the Olympics if it's in your country?
2. Would you consider it an honor to be lit on fire by the Olympic Torch?
3. Do you think Olympic athletes should go back to just wearing Olive Oil?
4. Should an athlete be sent home if they try to politicize the Olympics?
5. Is the lack of spectators and surprising amount of empty seats at the Athens Olympics destroying the atmosphere for the athletes?
August 31, 2004
1. Is the majority of aid given by countries like the US to countries in need out of a moral obligation or out of self-interest?
2. Is showing your breasts in exchange for beads a form of prostitution?
3. Would you use a product that was recalled due to big technical problems, but was then put back on the market?
4. If homosexuality was the norm and was the means for reproduction (man + man = boy)(woman + woman = girl) would men and women coexist or would they be separated among neighborhoods?
5. Do you think cop shows on TV have any impact on how real police officers do their job?
September 08, 2004
1. When you hear your favorite song on the radio, does it somehow sound better than it does when you listen to it on the CD?
2. Will genetic engineering destroy the fundamental principles of sport?
3. Is sex outside of marriage always immoral?
4. Should the Pope recommend the use of condoms in Africa?
5. Do you tend to trust YTers more if you've seen their pictures?
September 14, 2004
1. Would you be concerned if your child became a goth?
2. Do you think terrorism suspects should be automatically refused bail?
3. Is it okay for your roommate to have porn on his/her computer?
4. Does cultural diversity necessarily produce a healthier society than homogeneity?
5. Once you've visited a museum, do you see any point to visiting it again?
September 21, 2004
1. Assuming you had a laptop, would you use it while you were using the toilet?
2. Can corporations be trusted to voluntarily respect the environment?
3. Would you be more likely to send your son/daughter off to the military if Kerry were in office?
4. If 90% of the English speaking world are 'misusing' a word should it be redefined?
5. When you see a REALLY obese person exercise at your gym, do you inwardly laugh at them for daring to come to a gym or admire them for braving the public to make a positive change?
September 28, 2004
1. Do you think the FCC should leave unlicensed community radio stations alone?
2. Which kind of news would you prefer: unbiased news, or news that is biased toward your personal beliefs?
3. Do you think that movies which are 'versus' take away from their original stories?
4. Should schools teach abstinence-only sexual education courses?
5. If your friend told you they go to a nudist resort, would you feel the same about them?
October 05, 2004
1. Do you think there should be a place in every city to legally paint graffiti?
2. Do you think that having inmates living in tents in Arizona constitutes cruel and unusual punishment?
3. Do you think one F-Word should automatically make a movie rated R?
4. Should police investigate job ads in the paper that sound suspicious?
5. If two women get married, should one be able to refer to the other as 'my wife'?
October 12, 2004
1. Should all gas stations refuse to sell fuel to anybody who appears intoxicated?
2. Would you feel creeped out if your parents freely posted pictures of you on the internet?
3. Is sex a human right?
4. Which obituary is sadder: the short one with no details because there is nothing worth sharing, or the long one that tries to give a life meaning?
5. Would you delay ending a relationship until just after Christmas so you could get a present?
October 19, 2004
1. Would you rather have an embarrassingly common name or an embarrassingly unusual name?
2. Do you often lie about the reason you are crying?
3. Should gun owners be required to go through mandatory annual refresher courses on gun safety?
4. Do you feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone?
5. Do you think abortion costs should be included in insurance?
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
1. Do you intentionally get paint on your face while painting because you think it makes you look more into your work?
2. Do people invite themselves over to your home often?
3. When you hear a song you don't like and later find out it's by an artist/band you do like, does it change your perception of that song?
4. Is sex-selection for babies unethical?
5. Do you think religion is part of our DNA structure?
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
1. Did your parents make it obvious that they were Santa Claus when you were at a young age?
2. Do you tip people extra when they are working on a holiday?
3. If you are single at Christmas does it affect your holiday spirit?
4. Do you find it difficult to buy presents for your significant other?
5. Given all the controversy and stress that comes with Christmas, do you think it might be best to abolish it?
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
1. Is partying a must on New year's eve?
2. Do you expect to be on YouThink on New Year's Eve?
3. Do you unintentionally reveal a lot of truths about yourself through jokes?
4. If you have used your life for good things, but nobody outside of a couple of people know, would you be satisfied?
5. Can you easily justify not exercising in your own mind?
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
1. Does anger heighten instinct or only hinder it?
2. Does the poor performance of the women on 'The Apprentice' prove that the small number of women in CEO positions isn't because of discrimination against women?
3. Does good music have to have an emotion attached to it?
4. Do you consciously magnify your own idiosyncrasies?
5. Should Ronald McDonald be banned like Joe Camel for promoting an unhealthy product?
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
1. If you usually have a New Year's Resolution to lose weight, do you eat and drink with abandon during December?
2. Do you prefer fiction where the bad guy is defeated or where he or she is converted?
3. Are you wary of buying new albums for fear of feeling like you've wasted your money?
4. Does a lack of interest in politics indicate anything about one's intellectual aptitude?
5. Does marriage make you lose your own identity?
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
1. Is pacifism a luxury?
2. Do you think that due to the ever-growing immigration and interracial marriages in the U.S., one day Americans will be their own race?
3. Should Martin Luther King Jr. Day be renamed 'Civil Rights Day'?
4. If you are sad and you do something to cheer yourself up, is that dealing with the problem or suppressing it?
5. Is Hollywood too skinny?
Member of the Week
January 1, 2003 - margot16, shadebug, and Nicoleslove
The members of the week are margot16, shadebug, and Nicoleslove They all helped with the new smilies. Margot16 designed this smiley: (skeptical) and also designed the new smiley help. Shadebug designed this smiley: (devil), and NicolesLove created this smiley: (cry). A thanks also to Thanatos355, who created a thread requesting new smilies, and to Putterer who designed half of the new smilies. Thanks, all of you!
January 6, 2003 - raineshower
The member of the week is raineshower. Knowledgeable, friendly, funny... what more could you want in a YT member? Thanks for your great contributions, raine!
January 13, 2003 - Hottsmugirl
The member of the week is Hottsmugirl. Hottsmugirl ran the avatar and profile awards for some time. She has also done a few other miscellaneous things for the site. A good sense of humor, good debator, a good YT friend, and lots of other things! Thanks Hottsmugirl!
February 10, 2003 - Kepi
Why is Kepi MOTW? One word: Robots. Kepi has been brightening our lives here on YT for a while and has been horrendously underappreciated. His great sense of humor and debate skills are as clear as his passion for sushi and good punk rock. Quite the easy going guy, he adds a flair and dada to any thread that he comments on. As an added bonus, he's in youthink.com's official favorite band, Space Wangs in Space. Congrats Kepi!
February 10, 2003 - haas20hp
The member of the week is haas20hp. She's known for her good sense of humor and great profile theme designs (she's won 5-6 awards for them). We appreciate your presence! Thanks haas20hp!
February 17, 2003 - KikiPeepers
The member of the week is KikiPeepers. Kikipeepers has only been here for a few months and has already added many great current issue questions to the site which have brought great discussions to the Questions forum. She has also made her mark by stating her position on different questions in the Questions forum. Congratulations, KikiPeepers!
February 24, 2003 - Amy1234
The member of the week is Amy1234. She has been with YouThink since August of 2001 and has been like the sunshine of the site ever since. Her posts reflect a unique sense of happiness and her friendliness is contagious. The site could use more members like her.
March 3, 2003 - Cubs, sammy_38, and NewAgedDudes
The members of the week are Cubs, sammy_38, and NewAgedDudes. These three, along with previous member of the week Beaker599 put many hours of work into the "Cupids Arrow" project, spreading love and friendship all over YouThink. Thank you for being such great members, and for going above and beyond for the past month.
March 10, 2003 - Wonderland42
The member of the week is Wonderland42. We wish this award could come with a personal visit from John Stewart, but the Daily Show execs just wouldn't comply. Wonderland has been a member since May 2002, and has contributed a lot in that time. Most recently, she has put in a ton of time working on possible designs for the new YT T-shirts. They look great. Thanks Wonder!
March 24, 2003 - Djm984 and Malkavbug
The member of the week is Djm984. He has been around since late 2001, and has been a great addition to the site. He puts on a cynical and unemotional front, but his intelligence always shines through and many people appreciate him for what he has to say.
The member of the week is Malkavbug. He has been a member since August of 2002, and due to time constraints, hasn't been able to post as much as many other regular members. His contributions to the site pale in comparison to the sacrifices he is making off of it. Stationed in the middle east, his military service (and those of other possible YT members in the armed forces) is greatly appreciated. We thank you for your efforts, Vincent, and please come home safe.
March 31, 2003 - JesusFreeK
The member of the week is JesusFreeK. A member since September 2001, Jesusfreek has never shied away from expressing her opinions, be they on music, religion, sports, or plays. She hasn't had as much time lately to spend on the site due to being busy with school activities, but her impact is still felt.
April 7, 2003 - chickern
The member of the week is chickern. Her off-the-wall sense of humor has graced YouThink since July of 2001. She's definitely not your typical high school student, and has incredibly diverse taste in music. It's hard to imagine a week going by without her making several people on the site laugh.
April 28, 2003 - ThistleKing
The member of the week is ThistleKing. He's been around since September 2001, and one glance at his buddy list will give you an idea of how well-liked he is. Besides being incredibly friendly, he has a ton of intelligent and witty things to offer on a wide array of topics from politics to sports to science and books. Congratulations, TK.
May 5, 2003 - superkay37
The member of the week is superkay37. She's been a member since November of 2001, and despite a relatively low number of posts, has had a major impact on the site. She has purchased more than 25 key memberships for other members, and has been one of the friendliest people around. Thanks for being such a good person, superkay!
June 12, 2003 - ugotgash2
The member of the week is ugotgash2. A member since February, 2002, Gash has graced us with a unique sense of humor and an amazing ability for finding funny avatars. Not many weeks go by where his avatar doesn't get at least a few votes in the weekly contest. Thanks for making us smile, laugh, and often think, Gash.
July 15, 2003 - mandi_c69
The member of the week is mandi_c69. Mandi has been around since April, 2002 and has added over 1300 questions to the site. At a time when most members complain that it's so hard to get theirs approved, she has no trouble coming up with original ones to make us think. She also has a very pleasant personality once you get to know her. Congrats, Mandi!
July 21, 2003 - Blu-eyes38
The member of the week is Blu-eyes38. Angie passed away on the first of July from complications during surgery to remove a cancerous brain tumour. During her nine months at youthink, many lives were blessed by her love of music and humanity. We love and miss you. Rest in peace, Angie.
November 25, 2003 - Kyry
The member of the week is Kyry. A member since September 2001, Kyry is relatively unknown to many here. That is a shame, because he's an incredible artist with a history of stunning avatars. He has also contributed some very intelligent comments on a wide array of topics. Congrats, Kyry!
December 2, 2003 - starliteyes
The member of the week is starliteyes. Starliteyes joined youthink in March, 2002 and unexpectedly passed away this September. In those 18 months on the site, she was a dear friend to dozens of us. You will always be in our hearts, Jessica.
December 9, 2003 - Joe0810Zep
The member of the week is Joe0810Zep. Joe, an avid Led Zeppelin fan, recently started the unofficial YT Chess club. He's also been friendly and helpful in the Newbie Forum. Thanks Joe, and congrats!
December 19, 2003 - Guerrilla
The member of the week is Guerrilla. With a sharp wit, good sense of humor and well-rounded knowledge, Guerrilla can just as easily be found in the silly threads of journals as a politically charged debate in the general forum. Guerrilla is not shy about presenting unique opinions. He is not hesitant to be the lone voice of resistance. He's also bilingual and always willing to help someone who is trying to learn proper Spanish. Felicitaciones, Guerrilla!
December 23, 2003 - Lyntess and Josie875
The members of the week are Lyntess and Josie875. These two have done a great job of keeping everyone in the holiday spirit with the Christmas carol parody contest, and the secret santa surveys, respectively. Lyntess, YT's thesaurus on legs, has been a pleasant fixture in the gossip threads and other spots at the site. Josie, whose previous account was accidentally purged, has been around the site for a long time, and has been a great person to talk to. Congrats, you two, and thanks for keeping us all in the holiday spirit!
December 30, 2003 - Kathryn137, Politigal75 and AngelAbi838
The members of the week are Kathryn137, Politigal75 and AngelAbi838. These three, along with previous members of the week Sammy_38, Beaker599, and Cubs, were responsible for spreading tons of holiday joy over the past month as Mistletoe. Their warm personalities made them perfect for this job of sending messages of friendship and kindness. Special thanks also goes to LapisLazuli, who sent similar messages as MotherNature.
January 13, 2004 - Cowdung
The member of the week is Cowdung. A member since November of 2001, CowDung is the master strategist of YouThink. He has won the YT fantasy football league two years in a row now, and is a past winner of the assassin games. He's never shy to voice his opinion in current events threads, and many will disagree with the statement in his buddy list that everyone hates him. Congrats, CowDung!
January 20, 2004 - Fuell
The member of the week is Fuell. A member for over two years now, Fuell is very knowledgeable about computer issues, and has been friendly and a ton of help to those with questions along those lines. Last month, he created the YT compatibility website, which was a lot of fun for many members. Congrats, Fuell!
January 27, 2004 - WiseNSexy
The member of the week is WiseNSexy. A member since May 2002, Wisen started two of the most popular ideas at the site, the Gossip and the Picture thought connection threads. He has quite the flair for knowing what people will like. An expert on style and wit, WiseN is willing to share his thoughts on just about any subject. Congrats!
February 11, 2004 - Arcadium
The member of the week is Arcadium. A member since December 2001, Arcadium was the main organizer to the YTUK meeting last summer, in which several YT members from the UK got together for an afternoon. He has met 15 YTers now, and anyone who has knows why--he has an incredibly friendly personality. Congrats, Chris!
February 17, 2004 - fish
The member of the week is fish. In an egregious oversight, we failed to mention fish being a co-coordinator to the meeting last summer of several YT members in the UK. A member since November 2001, fish has blessed us with dozens of beautiful and memorable profile themes. She and Arcadium are planning another YTUK meeting this summer, so check your calendars and look for details in OS. Congrats fish!
July 12, 2004 - YoSassy
The member of the week is YoSassy. YoSassy has been around under this screenname since July of 2002, but she's been around the site since November 2001. Always friendly and helpful, you can frequently see her in the suggestions and newbie forums aiding those who have questions or ideas about the site. Her intelligence and wit come across in so many posts, and she has created loads of fun profiles to look at. Thanks for being who you are, Sassy!
July 20, 2004 - Ebonysoul
The member of the week is Ebonysoul. A member since November of 2001, Eb is the unofficial YT Game Guru. In her time here, she's always been friendly and wanting what is in the best interests of the site. Just make sure to not spam too much or act annoying around her, or you'll be introduced to Mr. Shotgun! Congrats, Eb.
July 27, 2004 - unhailey
The member of the week is unhailey. A member since March of 2003, unhailey has been kind enough to run the avatar and profile awards for the past few months, despite their lack of inclusion in a newsletter. She's even made some modifications to the rules, so that more people can be involved in the nomination/voting process. A regular in several forums, she has always been a pleasant person to talk to. Congrats, Unhailey!
August 03, 2004 - Tiggerbob
The member of the week is Tiggerbob. A member since April of 2002, Bob has finally had his dream of his uber-friends suggestion implemented in the form of the new buddy lists. His "Question Time" threads are legendary in the journal forum, and many people will attest that he's one of the friendliest members around. Congrats, Tiggerbob!
August 17, 2004 - JDAppleton
The member of the week is JDAppleton. A member since June of 2002, JD has been a fixture in the music forum, as well as other parts of the site. One of Youthink's biggest Green Bay Packer fans, he's also quite the trivia guru. Thanks for being such a pleasant person here at YouThink, JD.
August 24, 2004 - s916Dave
The member of the week is s916Dave. A member since October of 2001, Dave likes to embody the persona of his avatar, Grumpy. But underneath the posts in the political threads and the accusations about the mod collective lies a great man who is about to become a proud papa. Congrats, Dave (and Fruity)!
August 31, 2004 - jasendorf
The member of the week is jasendorf. In honor of the Republican convention this week, we couldn't think of a more appropriate choice. A member since July of 2001, John's selection as MOTW is long overdue. He's always been active in the political threads, and has shown a great sense of humor. He's also made some incredible photomosaic avatars over the years. Congrats, John!
September 08, 2004 - BillJohnson
The member of the week is BillJohnson. Bill has only been around since March 2004, but in his six months here, he's breathed new life into the music forum. His daily "4 songs" thread is one of the most anticipated in the forum, and he's always open to new suggestions for it. He also started a "baseball experts" game for baseball fans to pick the winners each week. Thanks for contributing so many new ideas, Bill!
September 14, 2004 - NemiMontoya
The member of the week is NemiMontoya. A member since August, 2002, Nemi is the first Scandinavian MOTW. She's one of the most popular and friendly members here, as evidenced by the number of people who have her listed on their buddy lists. She has also had some great avatars and profiles in the past. Congrats, Nemi!
September 21, 2004 - Stylee
The member of the week is Stylee. A member since September, 2002, Stylee brings a diverse set of interests to YT. Whether talking about football, music, or theology, Stylee is usually well-informed, and can share an opinion that will make you think. We tried to set up a date with Adriana Lima in honor of being MOTW, but she wouldn't return our calls. Congrats, Stylee!
September 28, 2004 - UncleLaughie
The member of the week is UncleLaughie. A member since January, 2003 UL has been a mainstay in the questions forum of YT. His intelligence and sense of humor have been a joy to read for months. He's always been able to stand his ground in a debate, and displayed a sense of maturity that can be an example to us all. Congrats, UL!
October 05, 2004 - Tamahau
The member of the week is Tamahau. A member since December, 2002, we thought it would be an appropriate week to honour Tamahau, since New Zealand has been added to the "location" portion of our profiles. Always light-hearted and fun to have around, Tamahau has been a great presence here since day one. Congrats!
October 12, 2004 - Jukenfab
The member of the week is Jukenfab. A member since the early days of YT, Juke has been a fun presence in the journals forum. She was nice enough to host a YT party at her house over the summer which several YTers attended. Thanks for always being friendly, and congrats, Juke!
October 19, 2004 - Cheese King
The member of the week is Cheese King. A member since the December 2001, CK has to be one of the friendliest members to have ever come to YT. It's possible that there's never been a negative word spoken about the guy. A regular in the book forum as well as other parts of the site, he's always been a lot of fun. Congrats, CK!
October 26, 2004 - Camelboy
The member of the week is Camelboy. A member since the November 2002, Camelboy has a knack for keeping things light-hearted at YT. If there's a joke that can be made in a thread, Camel will find a way to fit it in. He also recently hosted a get-together in DC which several YTers attended recently. Congrats, Camelboy!
December 21, 2004 - HammySammy
The member of the week is HammySammy. A member since the November 2002, HamSam is equal parts offensive and loveable. Her wit and cutting commentary will scare many, but makes so many others of us laugh. She's never willing to back down from a debate, but also has that friendly, motherly side that shines through. Congrats, HammySammy!
December 28, 2004 - Grace25
The member of the week is Grace25. A member since the October 2002, Grace has always been willing to help out with making Youthink a better place for others. She's also an incredible journalist and photographer, who would probably put together a much better Newsletter than the current staff. ;-) Congrats, Grace!
January 11, 2005 - Evil_Fishie
The member of the week is Evil_Fishie. A member since the November 2002, Fishie has kept us on our toes with thousands of zany posts. Even if you don't care for his legion of alter egos, you can certainly appreciate his wacky sense of humour, and the ability to keep things light-hearted for all these months. Congrats, Fishie!
January 19, 2005 - Parabola
The member of the week is Parabola. A member since the February 2003, Parabola has always been a fun member, exhibiting wisdom beyond her years. Lately, she has taken the time to work on the YT Picture Page project. It's a website which has an archive of photos of many Youthink members. If you'd like to be included, just let her know. Thanks for all of the hard work, and congrats, Parabola!
January 25, 2005 - Chofstone
The member of the week is Chofstone. A member since the April 2002 (under the name Chofrock), Chof has been a long-standing member who's always been willing to share his views on a topic without backing down. He also has a great sense of humor and semi-recently married YT member Sofey. Congrats on the nuptials and thanks for being a great member here!